Palin's America

Posted: Sep 20, 08 11:21am

At the risk of ruffling many feathers, I offer my vision if Sarah had her way:

Teacher to her elementary class:

Teacher: Today we're going to learn about dinosaurs. There are two schools of thought. One is called the Theory of Evolution. It says that there were dinosaurs that roamed the earth millions of years ago. Scientists can prove this by finding fossils that they can test to see how old they are.

The other school of thought is called Creationism. Creationism says that God created dinosaurs several thousands of years ago. There is no scientific proof of this other than a book called the Bible which is the word of God and cannot be questioned.

Female Student: Well, how do we know what's correct?

Teacher: Well, I'm not allowed to give you my opinion of which is correct (as she genuflects and looks up towards the heavens). You can talk about it to your parents though.

Now if your dad happens to get really mad at you and violently rapes you, don't worry. Your baby will be placed in a nice foster home that cares for "special needs" children.

If your parents want to talk to me about it I won't be available because I'll be out with my husband in a helecopter shooting wolves after school.

Now I'll see you on Sunday in church with your homosexual brother for the "Pray the gay away meeting" right?

Oh, and don't let me catch you reading that evil book Harry Potter again, you know that it's been banned.

Now, no more questions.