Blame Mark Trost™

KenWritez
KenWritez
Founding Member

Posted: Oct 7, 08 5:05am

TBD campers, are you experiencing slow or dropped connections? Are you getting repeated error messages? Are people reading your PMs and email, are they influencing your thoughts via their orbital mind control satellites?

I present to you the answer to all your difficulties--ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

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Blame Mark Trost™!

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DISCLAIMER: Batteries not included, do not incinerate, always wear appropriate protection, do not expose to gamma radiation.

Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Blame Mark Trost™.

Blame Mark Trost™ contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Discontinue use of Blame Mark Trost™ if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech, Temporary blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart palpitations, Priaprism, Stroke, or Death.

Ingredients of Blame Mark Trost™ include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

When not in use, Blame Mark Trost™ should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.

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132 Comments // 50 Members
AggieK
AggieK
Founding Member

Posted: Oct 7, 08 5:08am

Ken...Ken...Ken....

Mark? He's a sweetie, adorable and so the wordsmith...:-) <big sigh>

Just love him here sorry..

(Can we do a blame GW? lol)

rickhayes
rickhayes
Founding Member

Posted: Oct 7, 08 5:10am

Discontinue use of Blame Mark Trost™ if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech, Temporary blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart palpitations, Priaprism, Stroke, or Death.

or Death.

Yep, that's a good reason to stop!!

Paradise Regained
Paradise Regained
Founding Member

Posted: Oct 7, 08 5:12am

Discontinue use of Blame Mark Trost™ if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech, Temporary blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart palpitations, Priaprism, Stroke, or Death.

You forgot "dry mouth."

OliviaHamilton
OliviaHamilton
Founding Member

Posted: Oct 7, 08 5:15am

Gotta write since this is big stuff. Thanks Big Stuff Maker. Mark Trost......hmmm What can I say?

He's made me what I am today on TBD

Is that blame or credit.

You decide.

spuff
spuff
Founding Member

Posted: Oct 7, 08 5:17am

yeah! I like the big print. how do we get this all the time? Me likee.

Oh Ken...I thought you only picked on the women folk here. Do you have a man crush on Mark?

KenWritez
KenWritez
Founding Member

Posted: Oct 7, 08 5:20am

It's his hair.

Joella Davis
Joella Davis

Posted: Oct 7, 08 5:21am

I do blame Mark Trost for filling my head with good thoughts, words of encouragement, read worthy enlightenment, and all without being high handed. I blame him for being a stand up guy, and isn't afraid to call crap crap when he sees it. I blame Mark for being a man who writes blogs I send out for others to read. Hello Mark!