Chairman Jintao's Dry Cleaners and Check Cashing Store

wcbiv
wcbiv
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Posted: Feb 13, 08 10:47am

Chairman's Jintao Dry Cleaners and Check Cashing Store

中华人民共和国主席=We loan you money, you buy our stuff!!!

Now open for business!!!

In the coming weeks you will be getting an I.O.U. that resembles a form of currency (formerly know as the full faith and credit of the United States). Collectively this set of I.O.U.'s totals 168 Billion Dollars.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/nation/20080213-1157-economystimulus.html

Depending on your taxable income in 2006, your I.O.U. will loan you $0 to $1200 against the future earnings of your grand children.

Fortunately, in this age of immediate gratification, you can cash that I.O.U. in virtually any bank as the deficit these checks/I.O.U.'s represent are backed up increasingly by loans from China.

So, go out there and spend some for the team (Team= the U.S. Consumer Driven Economy)!!!

What to buy? Well it's really up to you but my guess is many will opt to;

Buy Electroncis (made where?)

Toys for the Kiddies (made where? Leaded or Unleaded Please?)

Clothing and Shoes (made where?)

***Exactly whose economy are we stimulating?

In the old days there was a song...."16 Tons" and in the refrain..."I owe my soul to the company store"!

What a great country

Brings a new meaning to the phrase "RED INK"

Brings a new meaning to the phrase "RED INK"

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CarlaSue
CarlaSue
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Posted: Feb 13, 08 10:57am

Chairman's Jintao Dry Cleaners and Check Cashing Store

中华人民共和国主席=We loan you money, you buy our stuff!!!

Now open for ...

I for one plan to pay off my credit card and put the rest in savings.

KesBowl
KesBowl
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Posted: Feb 13, 08 11:13am

Chairman's Jintao Dry Cleaners and Check Cashing Store

中华人民共和国主席=We loan you money, you buy our stuff!!!

Now open for ...

I'll probably do something stupid like blowing it on the first gallon of gas or the first pound of hamburger I come to.

wcbiv
wcbiv
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Posted: Feb 13, 08 12:48pm

Chairman's Jintao Dry Cleaners and Check Cashing Store

中华人民共和国主席=We loan you money, you buy our stuff!!!

Now open for ...

Yes, If I were getting a check here's my $700 spend thrift plan;

Full tank of gas $70

*$42 for the Cartel, $8 for Exxon and $20 for the gas taxes that don't go to fix the roads.

Brats Doll for my daughter $37

*$17 for China, $9 for Mattel, $11 for the vinyl gloves she'll need to wear to avoid lead exposure

Smith and Wesson 45cal $400.87

*$300 for a USA manfc. :), $25.87 in taxes to fund the background check, $75 for the sales/local taxes***

***The illusion you can overthrow your government...PRICELESS :)

1 Carton of Winston Cigarettes $192.13

*17 cents for the tobacco farmer, $1.83 for RJR, $12 for the anti-smoking campaign funding, and $168.13 for taxes that go towards corn subsidies. That of course allows farmers to use corn, raise food prices and produce 3 barrels of oil. Of course, we burn 12 barrels in ethanol production to get the 3 barrels.

***PS, I dont smoke but thought it was funny!!!