Don't Say a Word!Posted: Feb 17, 08 7:08pmMorris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
"Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."
Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars".
The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed , the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"
Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know -- 50 dollars is 50 dollars.  Maybe i'll wake up on the right side of the bed tomorrow and maybe I won't 20 Comments
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Posted: Feb 17, 08 7:16pm Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like ...  I like that one :) Since I am Norwegian I will share an "Ole and Lena" joke. Lena wasn't feeling too well for a while so Ole accompanied her to the doctor. After examining Lena he asked to speak to Ole alone. "Ole, your wife is going to be just fine but she needs to make love at least six times a month for her to feel better." said the doctor. "Ok doc," said Ole. "You can put me down for two." Posted: Feb 17, 08 7:26pmI like that one :) Since I am Norwegian I will share an "Ole and Lena" joke. Lena wasn't feeling too well for a whil... LMAOOO! ROFL! Now unhand the red shoes... Posted: Feb 17, 08 7:35pmMorris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like ... Ok Gator. You may have your shoes back. And after I just found the perfect bag for them this afternoon! Posted: Feb 17, 08 7:52pmMorris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like ... That sounded like an Ole and Lena joke. Posted: Feb 17, 08 8:02pmMorris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like ... AHHHH! Poor Esther!!! LMAO!! Posted: Feb 17, 08 8:05pmMorris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like ... Ole went out to da outahouse. Ven he vas latchin' up his britches, a quarter fell outa of his pocket into da pit. Ven he returned back to da house, Lena asked him, "Ole, ya smell like shit vat hapened?" "I had to go fown inta da pit to get my Rolex? he explained. Lena asked, "Vell Ole how in da vorld did ya Rolex vatch get in da pit?" He sed "I trew it dere. I be damned if I vas going down dere fo 25 cents don't ya know.". Posted: Feb 17, 08 8:22pmOle went out to da outahouse. Ven he vas latchin' up his britches, a quarter fell outa of his pocket into da pit. Ven h... Good vernacular Chuck. I should have thrown that in too. | ADVERTISEMENT  |
