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Golfing NunPosted: Feb 18, 08 4:59pmTHE GOLFING NUN... A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair; She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. "What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior, "I thought this Was the day you spent with your family." "It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ." "I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your Day of recreation was not relaxing?" "Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name In vain today!" "Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must Tell me all about it!" "Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green...and I hit the drive Of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted..and it hits a bird in mid-flight not 100 yards off the tee!" "Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How unfortunate! But surely t=at didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!" "No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway! "Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized the Mo=her. "But I didn't, Mother!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!" "So that's when you cursed," said the Mother with a knowing smile. "Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "because as The hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, And the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!" Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, Fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said... "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"
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Posted: Feb 18, 08 5:18pm THE GOLFING NUN... A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair; She lets out a sigh heavy...  Posted: Feb 18, 08 5:22pmMay I post to this without being deleted??... LMAOOO W! U betcha! Now why would you be deleted may I ask?  delete that! Posted: Feb 18, 08 5:53pmMay I post to this without being deleted??... Because GG on your previous thread--Makin Babies--I posted a perfertly harmless phrase, in keeping with your premise, and it simply disappeared. My line was, "And when she came to--he had come too!! If that is offensive, or worthy of censorship--Lawd help us!! Posted: Feb 18, 08 6:06pmMay I post to this without being deleted??... OMG you're right! I saw that comment and gave it a funny! It wasn't me. I've had some perfectly innocent posts disappear into thin air too for the last couple weeks and I've heard other people say that too. I think it's a glitch cause one I asked Robin about and they didn't do it...not on purpose anyway. It just aggravated me because it was a long one in the science group. Now I copy them to Word first if I put a lot of time in one. Posted: Feb 18, 08 6:19pmTHE GOLFING NUN... A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair; She lets out a sigh heavy... Okay, maybe it is a glitch but people can cancel your post 'cause on two occasions the admin. person told me they did not "approve" of what I had said and ----zapp--my post was outta there. Have not gone back into those"rooms" to post but simply to observe and one of them seems to be coming completly unraveled because the admin. person is behaving like a tyrant. It's their business. I'm just a guest here and can haul ass whenever I please--but if someone else "hauls"my ass--I want to know why. Enough of this--your jokes make me hurt with laughter. Does that make me a masochist? Posted: Feb 18, 08 6:22pmOkay, maybe it is a glitch but people can cancel your post 'cause on two occasions the admin. person told me they did no... Yes, but in that case how 'bout a bonus (and I would NEVER delete your posts): A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things: (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery Below is the only A+ paper in the class. "Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who the father is." Posted: Feb 18, 08 6:24pmOkay, maybe it is a glitch but people can cancel your post 'cause on two occasions the admin. person told me they did no... Oh and I think you can only do that in groups too as the group admin. I'm posting these outside groups. The front page needed a facelift. | ADVERTISEMENT  |
