Dinner for 5! <no tv watching allowed>

Ok, I'll go first.

It would be a hoot to have dinner with the cast of Will and Grace. Harry Connick Jr who played Grace's hubby would also be there because he is dreamy. That makes 3 guys, 3 gals.

Dinner would be at a fabulous NYC restaurant that did not have a buffet because Grace would be shoving food in her pocket book which would make the cab ride to the hot night spot for dancing rather stinky.

Jack and I would be dirty dancing with all night long. Karen will join us on the dance floor for a Jack sandwich.

I would pick a fine Phoenix restaurant, such as Christophers, if it still exists (in order to enjoy a day of sun first). Then, I would hold a competition with all the TBD women writers here, my main interest being to rank those who compose such entertaining and witty blogs, mainly on the subjects of sexuality, sex, and steamy relationships. I want to find out whether they practice what they preach, or not. What are they really like? The lucky top four contestants would be chosen to escort me to dinner. After a night of dining and wining, the sexiest of the lot would be selected. I can't imagine the complaining from the others on TBD the next day.

A fixed price seven course "sampler menu" would be used. No dancing allowed as too many cat fights would erupt for sure, particularly after the winner was announced.

Hilarious you two!! I wouldn't mind a Harry Connick, Jr. sandwich - I hear that you don't get hungry an hour later or something like that. (trying not to offend certain people and it came up limp. my apologies.)

Tony, I have no idea as to which lovely women tbders you are referring to.

I believe that you have added an extra step here in having a contest - are you paying for trips to Phoenix!? Wow! Who wants to go to AZ? It's beautiful there this time of year and the Biltmore Hotel is certainly the main choice, I am sure, for all classy, sexy female tbders. What say you girls? When does the competition begin Tony?

(no dancing? no fair.)

I will have to work on this one.

A few rules for my five:

1 - A sense of humor

2 - Most of the five should be people I do not already know so that they will not have heard all of my old and moldy jokes and stories before.

3 - One old friend that I have not seen in a long time.

4 - Check the egos at the door.

5 - No vegetarians since I like to order steak when I go out and like it a bit red on the inside. No one staring at me saying "Are you really going to eat that?"

6 - No smoking!

Hey, my five, my rules.

Most definately no smoking! I'm allergic.

Funny vegetarian story...

My good friend is vegetarian and we were on a camping overnighter for cubscouts. The men were cooking all the usual BBQ meats. She brought her veggie burger to put on the grill. She yells at one of the dads with her adorable slight British/Indian accent..."get my bloody veggie burger away from that bloody piece of meat!".

I'd have dinner with Andre.

...and we'd be eating Raoul.