Would you go to a nude beach resort ?

dewi

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/27/travel/27nude.html?_r=1&ref=travel&oref=slogin

Interesting article in the Times travel section about the popularity of nude beach resort vacations and how they're drawing a different type of customer. Mostly Couples, no single men are allowed, says nothing about single women.

I've enjoyed being nude on a beach and swimming nude, but the whole concept of a resort does not appeal to me to go eat dinner with a bunch of naked people. All those bits and pieces flapping around as we play ball!

 
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jacquin jacquin
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:16pm

It would take me too long to get over gawking at everyone to even bother. Perhaps after a couple of months of checking everyone out I would be ok but by then.....

 
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roxley roxley
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:31pm

i would be very self- conscious having my bits and pieces out there for all to see

could I keep my undies on??

 
 
 
kle618 kle618
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 7:11pm

I like that..."bits and pieces out there for all to see"...what a creative way of saying it!

 
 
 
ahassan ahassan
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Posted: Apr 27, 08 7:33am

IDN if i coud do that one. Letting everyone looking and gaulking at my goods

 
 
 
ClareFair ClareFair
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:23pm

No. I wouldn't go to a nude resort. A nude beach...yes....probably. The resort thing is too much.

 
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roxley roxley
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:35pm

I am wondering if they grill in the nude--that could be painful if something spatters!!

 
 
 
Bull Bull
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:38pm

I am sure after I got there I would have the place to myself

 
 
 
roxley roxley
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:30pm

only if I were 20 years younger, 4 inches taller and 20 pounds lighter!

plus where would I put my astronaut suit????

 
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jacquin jacquin
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:32pm

Funny! Your suit could still be used for your space travel!

 
 
 
roxley roxley
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:36pm

I am nude under my clothes!

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:47pm

I remember Hippie Hollow in Austin. It was so lovely laying out on the warm rocks by the lake...feeling the breeze...delicious.

At least, that's what I'm told.

 
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Britscot Britscot

Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:55pm

I'm tempted to join this discussion, but modesty forbids.

 
 
 
dotcom dotcom
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:03pm

Sure Pru. I heard about you,

 
 
 
roxley roxley
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:26pm

would you be allowed to wear your horns at a nude resort, brit?

 
 
 
roxley roxley
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:29pm

hi pru--how are you doing today??

i think that my left pinky is very sexy when it is nude and my right foot isn't too bad, either

 
 
 
CWO3ROBBIE CWO3ROBBIE
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 9:11pm

AH, One of the "Hippie Hollow" girls. I thought I married one. after 36 years we figured out it wasn't true.

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 9:14pm

How did you find out it wasn't true?

 
 
 
Witchy Witchy
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:54pm

I live with a teenage son and his 1000 buddies. I barely take nude showers. So no, thank you.

Besides, as Bull says...I would shortly have the place to myself...;-D

 
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IsadoraAlman IsadoraAlman
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:10pm

I have been to nude beaches all over the world. I would not be as ready to do so in my present age and condition, but I so admire those who do with little concern for a missing part or limb or an extra roll of...their person. Very inspiring.

At nude resorts, by the way, the indoor public places are usually air conditioned so people wear something and usually there are rules to cover up in eating areas.

Years ago I was invited to lecture at a nudists' convention. I pictured myself staring at a naked audience, the only one clothed, like the reverse of a bad dream, but people did cover up indoors. Whew.

 
 
 
Bull Bull
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:22pm

Isadora

Like the old axiom picture everyone nude, just picture everyone clothed.

 
 
 
RoseBear RoseBear
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:57pm

not to sound like an old hairy bear, but, after some of the things i read on the 'genital shaving timeline' thread, i would have to say, um, no thank you.

 
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Dallas Dallas
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 8:23pm

I missed that one...Genital Shaving Timeline? Good Lord.

 
 
 
JeffL JeffL
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 2:57pm

I think the nude resort would be a bit much for me, but the idea of a nude beach for a afternoon sounds fun; especially being one of those guys with those bits and pieces flapping around as we play ball!

 
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dotcom dotcom
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:05pm

I do have nice looking feet.

 
 
 
Britscot Britscot

Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:07pm

I'm told I have some nice features too.

 
 
 
KenWritez KenWritez
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:06pm

Resort? No. Beach? Well, then you're asking the wrong question. It's not "Would I go to a nude beach" but rather, "Would they let me in?"

Few people are psychologically prepared for the shock, the stunning impact, the stellar radiance that is me in all my natural glory.

 
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roxley roxley
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:32pm

you are way too humble, Ken w!

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 5:14pm

I'm braced, Ken. Let's see watcha got?

 
 
 
roxley roxley
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 5:17pm

I'm covering my eyes and will only peek a little through my fingers!

 
 
 
spuff spuff
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 7:24pm

This could be a whole new TBD group. What do you say Ken?

 
 
 
AnitaP AnitaP
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 8:10pm
* includes photos

Ken

The nude beach near me is mostly occupied by gay men.

Before you go charging all of that out there for the amazement of others.....you may want to reconsider.

Use Gaydar

Use Gaydar

 
 
 
kle618 kle618
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Posted: Apr 27, 08 8:27pm

Who cares if they are gay--if they look like the two in the picture Anita posted, they'd be great to just look at! My, oh, my..........

 
 
 
MsStef MsStef
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Posted: May 8, 08 11:02pm

Well,

If you are Chef Ramsey as your photo displays, TELL me when and where you go. I would go to THAT nude beach any day.

I am not perfect yet not hard on the eyes either. I can carry a conversation well.

HOWEVER if Ramsey was there, there would be no telling what I might do. I would be all Tang -Tungled! He is a hottie.

At any rate, No, a resort isn't my cuppa tea. But I do think Naked is a good way to be!

 
 
 
Britscot Britscot

Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:09pm

Why a beach? Why a resort?

What's wrong with starkers on the prairie?

Or on the hills and glens?

 
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AnitaP AnitaP
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 8:14pm
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Don't worry the Bay to Breakers is nearing and even in foggy SF they run almost nude...have to wear sneakers and backpacks.

 
 
 
TonyA TonyA
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:18pm

I love to perv at lovely women around a pool or in a restaurant. Exciting fantasies!

In a nude resort, what do I do when a nude woman's naughty bits cause mine to cease "flapping" and to stand at attention? Especially when the women then burst into laughter.

 
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dotcom dotcom
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:21pm

TonyA

I have wondered about that too. Wouldn't that be embarassing, Or uncomfortable for a man?

 
 
 
IsadoraAlman IsadoraAlman
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:56pm

This rarely happens, oddly enough. When it does you simply wrap a towel around it (or hang one from it).

 
 
 
LeoMik LeoMik
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 4:05pm

Tony,

Carry around one of those party hats to place on your member. Wrap the band around your nut sack.

That should get you some dates.

 
 
 
AnitaP AnitaP
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 8:19pm
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TonyA

Lay down and let us play ring toss.

TBD knew where to circumsized..I meant make the final CUT.

TBD knew where to circumsized..I meant make the final CUT.

 
 
 
Onionhead Onionhead

Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:18pm

I get self–conscious wearing shorts in public, so I'd have to say no to this idea.

 
 
 
Fromz Fromz
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:21pm

What's the big deal? I got nothing to hide and most people are too polite to kaugh :-<

BTW, Prunella, Hippie Holler has pretty much gone gay from what I hear.

 
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PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 5:16pm

Well there was a place down the road, Hughes Park. Is it still there?

Some friends told me about it.

 
 
 
dotcom dotcom
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 6:52pm

sure Pru I heard about you.

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 6:58pm

I beg your pardon. I enjoy being frocked at the lake.

 
 
 
Fromz Fromz
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 7:14pm

Never heard of it.

But if you want to be defrocked at the lake or sea, I'll be glad to assist *drool*

 
 
 
jacquin jacquin
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:49pm

Is there such a thing as a nude thread or should I flag myself inappropriate?? p.s. from what I understand gawking is a nude scene taboo right?

 
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ClareFair ClareFair
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:54pm

Is this a nude thread? Only if you are nude?

 
 
 
ClareFair ClareFair
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Posted: Apr 26, 08 3:53pm

I've got it! Let's all sit here on the computer reading and writing nude! LOL! Just my silly sense of humor....

 
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Fromz