Perhaps I should have said "stupid" bumper stickers, but I wanted to get you all to chime in. Sometimes I see a bumper sticker that either makes me laugh out loud, or causes my jaw to drop.
Today I saw "If animals could talk, we'd all be vegetarians." My response to that is "If plants could talk, we'd all starve." Or "If my grandmother had testicles, she would be my grandfather."
Posted: Oct 11, 07 1:09pm
I had a bumper sticker years ago that read: Im FAT AND UGLY AND MY WIFE BEATS ME. I used to get alot of looks and even had people tell me they feel for me.
Posted: Nov 20, 07 9:43pm
I had a t-shirt once that said "You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny!" Seems to be of similar humor.
Posted: Oct 11, 07 1:14pm
My absolute favorite: Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.
Posted: Nov 2, 07 9:52am
Too funny/ thank you for sharing.......my fav would have to be," When God created man/ She was only joking." Mary
Posted: Mar 2, 08 6:30am
I LOVE IT
Posted: Mar 19, 08 8:07am
Thanks for a good laugh!!!
Posted: Oct 12, 07 10:15pm
I like the bumper sticker, "my other ride is your boyfriend", another good one, "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet".
Posted: Oct 12, 07 11:24pm
My favorite:
"Illiterate? Write for our free brochure!"
Posted: Oct 12, 07 11:36pm
Years ago when Herb Caen was writing his column for the SF Chronicle, he listed the personalized license plate for a Urologist named Dr. Lee.
2PCLEE
Thanks LanSR
Posted: Oct 13, 07 2:18am
license plate on rolls royce AD 4 WIFE
license plate on jaguar PRSNL AD
Posted: Oct 13, 07 2:56am
AnitaP,
I'll bet he wasn't too successful; he was mining the wrong hole. If it were me, I'd be looking for a urologist named Lee. But that's just moi...
Blessings...
Posted: Apr 22, 08 8:47pm
ok .. this one made me laugh out loud LOL
Cindi
Posted: Apr 28, 08 1:55pm
My Doc told his friend, a Urologist, had a plate that read: "PEEDOC".
Recently saw one here in Texas. A foxy young bpack girl driving a totally restored Jaguar XK-E. It read---- IWANT2.... !!
Posted: Oct 13, 07 12:31am
"It's been so long since I've had sex - I forgot who gets tied up."
Posted: Oct 13, 07 2:02am
"I'm so horny, I get up in the dark, just peer at the crack of Dawn"
"Free Mustaches Rides at my Midnight Rodeo"
"Rodeo Queen: This is NOT My Boyfriend's Pickup"
"I'm so broke I can't even pay attention"
"I owe, I owe, so off to work I go"
"Keep Honking. I'm Reloading"
"Gun Control Means Never Having to Say I MIss You"
"Are we there yet? Is your Oxy-Moron"
"What part of 'NO' don't you understand?"
"Middle East Billiards: Iraq, Your Balls In My Pocket"
"Kill 'em all, Let God sort 'em out"
and finally, "I'm from Texas, 'Nuff Sed"
Posted: Oct 31, 07 4:20pm
Bmichael, you *do* know that there's more to life than sex, don't you? :-D
Posted: Oct 13, 07 3:44am
Simple and elegant, my favorite bumper sticker is reminiscent of one prominently featured on many gas guzzling SUVs 4 years ago. It's a small black square on which the customary "W" is replaced with an "M". In small letters underneath it says "The Moron". I saw this in a parking lot and drove all the way around again to make sure my eyes werent fooling me. What a hoot!
Posted: Oct 13, 07 7:44pm
I would like to have a bumper sticker that says...
HEY CURIOUS GEORGE GET THE LEAD OUT, BY GETTING THE TROOPS OUT....NOW!
I figure it covers two current affairs.
Posted: Oct 14, 07 6:51pm
I live in a rural area. Just saw an "I'm not Fonda Jane." I can't believe people still refer to that! Bizarre! I know this veers off the topic, but what is up with the Calvin peeing on things stickers? Lately I've seen Calvin praying too. And there is also the best ever rural life t-shirts worn with no irony: "Double Wide Pride," and a really bloody crucifixion with the caption "Jesus: Got 'er Done." Finally, one that made me want to actually have the person pull over and explain it to me, a crucifixion that said "If I'm ok and you're ok, how do you explain this." Ummm, what??
Posted: Oct 31, 07 3:27pm
Judgra, during the last election I saw "Not Fonda Kerry." I couldn't understand the link then, or now, but was reminded of it when I saw your post. I don't believe Jane Fonda even endorsed Kerry, so I guess it was a way to bash Kerry by dredging up the Hanoi Jane stuff? Hard to believe she still raises hackles like that.
Posted: Jan 19, 08 12:51am
I did see one that read:
"My President invaded Iraq, and all I got was expensive gasoline."
(It still makes me grin.)
Posted: Oct 30, 07 7:15am
"If animals could talk, we'd all be vegetarians; If plants could talk, we'd all starve"
hahaha, interesting!
Posted: Oct 30, 07 8:14am
My Labrador is smarter then your honor student.
Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
LOLL
Posted: Oct 30, 07 8:39am
Sounds herbivorous to me... I'm calling my favorite urbancougar about this... (Robin! What does Betty Ray think Yanna asked Janet to tell LoraMa to remind Portia and Brianne - and how much has Dr Robin lost since her fluke shot - about?) ... Just asking...
Posted: Oct 30, 07 8:13am
One of my favorites---"I'm not flipping you off, just gettin' rid of a booger"
Posted: Apr 8, 08 6:41pm
happydays: In not only LOL I roared!!! LOVE IT!
Posted: Oct 31, 07 3:17pm
Years ago I had a bumper sticker that said
"Wanna get laid?.....Crawl up a Chickens ass and wait. I could see the peson behind me laugh most of the time with that on my back bumper.
Then I saw one last week. It said
"Why do we Kill People to show People that it's wrong to Kill People."
Posted: Mar 2, 08 6:43am
YOUR "Chicken " bumper sticker really cracked me up this morning. Thanks, I needed a good laugh this sunday morning...peace
Posted: Oct 31, 07 4:43pm
This one is priceless--"Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot."
Posted: Nov 14, 07 10:42pm
He isn't missing - he's in the White House.
Posted: Nov 18, 07 9:43am
" The only Bush I trust is my own "
Posted: Nov 2, 07 10:09am
An old favorite I've not seen for a while:
Visualize Whirled Peas
Also like: Dick Cheney IS Voldemort
and: If you are not outraged, you are not paying attention
Posted: Nov 2, 07 11:01am
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With Oil nearing $100 a barrel, here is a road side sign/bumper sticker that will be posted as a public service...
Caution; Vasoline protection required next three exits
Posted: Nov 2, 07 11:13am
"Kiss me where it stinks/Lincoln ME"(papermill town).........My kharma ran over your dogma....................Life is a witch and then you fly.....................kind of goes with a sign that says " Witches parking only, all others will be toad."
Posted: Nov 2, 07 12:46pm
My other car is a broom is another wiccan favorite
Posted: Nov 11, 07 10:46pm
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I like the one with coexist spelled with religious symbols.
So far the best Wiccan one I've seen was "Give me that old time religion" complete with properly-oriented pentagram.
My current favorite bumper sticker.
Posted: Nov 2, 07 11:56am
"On new medication."
I saw it on car parked outside a licquor store in Boulder, CO, sometime in the mid-80s. I nearly died laughing.
Posted: Nov 2, 07 12:35pm
Two more...
The only thing found in the middle of the road are yellow stripes and dead varmits
Success has a thousand fathers, failure is a bastard child that cant get a returned phone call much less a father to call their own
bumper version of above...success has a thousand fathers, failure only one.
Posted: Nov 2, 07 12:45pm
Another I just remembered...forget the name of the town, but somewhere in Alaska
xxxx, Alaska, a quaint little drinking town with a bit of a fishing problem.
Posted: Nov 2, 07 5:56pm
Janet, I've seen the same one for a town on the cape in Massachusetts.
Posted: Nov 2, 07 2:23pm
One of my favorites.
"I got a pitbull for my husband; it was a good trade."
Posted: Nov 2, 07 6:58pm
bday card for my mom says"Mom, there were times when running away from home seemed like a good idea................But I'm glad you didn't.
Posted: Nov 2, 07 6:05pm
"Dog is my companion"
Best,
Candyce
Posted: Nov 9, 07 11:11am
The Bark magazine, if it's still around, had these bumper stickers: Dog Is My Co-Pilot.
Posted: Feb 21, 08 1:20pm
Also,
"Dog is my co-pilot"
Posted: Nov 2, 07 6:35pm
My favorite bumper sticker is "The average person has One Testicle and 1 ovary.....Why be average?"
Posted: Nov 4, 07 5:27pm
i laughed the other day when i saw this one:
"If you can read this, then you're not the president"
Posted: Nov 16, 07 6:20pm
your little Lenin's photo is hilarious-where did you finf it?
Posted: Nov 4, 07 5:55pm
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Seen at a political debate...