Superbowl legends = Adult Beverages

DavidMarkus

Posted: Jan 29, 08 12:01pm

What if every Superbowl legend had an adult beverage named after him?

Starting with guys named Joe, there would be:

The Joe Montana -- Tomato Juice, vodka, and 16 pinches of lemon zest

The Mean Joe Greene – Pint of Iron City lager, shot of Four Roses Bourbon, and Primanti sandwich chaser (see this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primanti_Brothers_Restaurant )

The Joe Namath – A Manhattan: equal parts whisky and vermouth with one dash of bitters garnished with a maraschino cherry (dyed green,) floating on top, stem up

How about some others?

The Bill Belichick?

The Janet Jackson?

The Vince Lombardi?

Need your mixological best as seen through the lens of Super Bowl stardom.

And be creative out there . . .

Your ingredients . . .

Your ingredients . . .

Who's this Super Bowl Star and what would you put in a drink named for him?

Who's this Super Bowl Star and what would you put in a drink named for him?

9 Comments // 6 Members

Posted: Jan 29, 08 12:09pm

What if every Superbowl legend had an adult beverage named after him?

Starting with guys named Joe, there would be: ...

Ok David, I could not resist this one.

The Janet Jackson drink special would have to be a Buttery Nipple

1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream

1/2 oz Butterscotch Schnapps

Is that Montana in the pic?

Posted: Jan 29, 08 12:13pm

Ok David, I could not resist this one.

The Janet Jackson drink special would have to be a Buttery Nipple

1/2 oz Ba...

don't forget the little dot of grenadine for the nipple.

Most bars skip that part.

Posted: Jan 29, 08 12:14pm

Ok David, I could not resist this one.

The Janet Jackson drink special would have to be a Buttery Nipple

1/2 oz Ba...

HA! I was thinking the Janet Jackson would have to be a Slippery Nipple...but I can't remember what goes in it!

Posted: Jan 29, 08 12:18pm

What if every Superbowl legend had an adult beverage named after him?

Starting with guys named Joe, there would be: ...

I have a friend who loves the Cowboys & told me about these two drinks...Mind Eraser = "A Troy Aikman"

Directions: Pour 2 parts of coffee liqueur, add ice, float 2 shots of vodka, and two parts (or so) of lemon-lime soda, club soda or tonic water (your preference). Remember nothing for the days.

Snotty Bitch = "A Terrell Owens"

Directions: Prepare a tall glass full of ice then add 1 part Vermouth, 1 1/2 parts Vodka, 2 parts Sour mix, then 1 1/2 parts Club soda. Shake, strain, and finish off with a splash of lemon juice. You can prance around like a bitch for the rest of the night compliments of TO.

Posted: Jan 29, 08 12:31pm

Ok David, I could not resist this one.

The Janet Jackson drink special would have to be a Buttery Nipple

1/2 oz Ba...

Slippery Nipple is with sambuca instead of butterscotch schnapps.

Posted: Jan 29, 08 12:34pm

What if every Superbowl legend had an adult beverage named after him?

Starting with guys named Joe, there would be: ...

The "John Madden"

A pint of Bud

Posted: Jan 29, 08 1:04pm

Ok David, I could not resist this one.

The Janet Jackson drink special would have to be a Buttery Nipple

1/2 oz Ba...

A few years ago a woman bought us round of "Slippery Tits" at a bar in Squaw Valley. The drinks were topped with a big mound of whipped cream. When I took a drink, some whipped cream got on the tip of my nose, which I promptly removed with the tip of my tongue.

She invited me over to her place...:)