Cheesiest love song ever?

LoraMa

I just saw this question on Yahoo Music and thought I'd bring the discussion to TeeBeeDee.

What's the cheesiest love song EVER?

The songs they mentioned:

You're The Inspiration - Chicago

The One That You Love - Air Supply

Suddenly - Billy Ocean

Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler

Hello - Lionel Richie

(Everything I Do) I Do It For You - Bryan Adams

Tonight, I Celebrate My Love - Peabo Bryson

that should get you going... (my personal fav is Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On... the Titantic song)

 
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CarolT CarolT
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 3:06pm

Muskrat Love - The Captain and Tenille

 
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JoeHorizon JoeHorizon
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 3:11pm

Muskrat love by America too!

 
 
 
LoraMa LoraMa
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 3:21pm

you never fail me Carol... Muskrat Love!!! I'm going to giggle about that one all day.

 
 
 
booboo puppy booboo puppy
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:02pm

That's the first one I thought of too!

 
 
 
spuff spuff
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:25pm

I thought of it also while driving home from dinner. Too funny!

 
 
 
Mockingbird Mockingbird
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 5:42pm

lol This totally set me off laughing. What the hell is Muskrat Love and why did we listen to such crap? Was is the Captain's cool hat? So much then was just sooooo wrong!

 
 
 
JoeHorizon JoeHorizon
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 3:11pm

Where do you start?

Some recording artists (?) entire careers have been spent working on songs as such.

Michael Bolton, Journey, Celine Dion, Ambrosia, Pablo Cruise, REO speedwagon, Starland Vocal Band, Christopher Cross, Leo Sayer...

There are far too many to mention. Many of the above bring laughter to me and then I have to shut it off. I know many, many people love this stuff. I am not alone in saying it's quite intolerable to certain temperments. They sure sell a lot, just not to moi.

 
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irishldy20 irishldy20

Posted: Feb 7, 08 5:48pm

"Silly Love Songs" by Paul McCartney and Wings????

 
 
 
badlydrawnmom badlydrawnmom
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 6:02pm

i suppose 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel could be considered cheesy. but if you've seen the movie 'say anything'? omg. lloyd dobler forever. (i was 29 when that movie came out, but i feel 16 again everytime i watch it. totally.)

 
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spuff spuff
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:31pm

I love that song. It's not cheesy to me. Not familiar with that movie "say anything".

 
 
 
KatherineHughes KatherineHughes
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Posted: Feb 9, 08 9:06am

Totally great love song, but totally NOT cheesy... and who doesn't love John Cusack holding a boom box over his head in "Say Anything"!?!?

Spuff... you have got to see that movie. One of the great romantic movies scenes of all time.

 
 
 
JWink JWink

Posted: Apr 20, 08 1:09pm

Dont know the movie but you have peaked my intrest in checking it out. For me The best is "Silly Love Songs" WIngs. I actually have many I love a lot (Hopefully Know one finds this out)..I mean seing "Muskrat Love " maybe that is the cheesiest of em all but I guess I love cheesy..

 
 
 
40snfabulous 40snfabulous
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 6:22pm

OMG, the cheesiest EVER, has to be "I Honestly Love You" by Olivia Newton John! My nose runs just thinking about it!

 
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spuff spuff
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:26pm

YES!!!! that is the cheesiest!

 
 
 
gayle gayle
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:32pm

by Debbie Gibson?

It was a praise song to God, not meant about human love at all, but still cheesy

 
 
 
KatherineHughes KatherineHughes
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:24pm

Oh lord, I cannot believe I'm the first one to mention this one: "You Light Up My Life". It was The Song That Would Not Die when I was in high school.

I love me a cheesy love song... but this one is so cheesy it makes me break out in an itchy rash.

 
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spuff spuff
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:26pm

Oh Dear! That may be tied with "I honestly love you".

 
 
 
gayle gayle
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:30pm

Was it by Debbie Gibson?

The song was actually written as a praise song to God, don't know if anyone knew that, nothing about human love at all.

 
 
 
gayle gayle
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:30pm

Was it by Debbie Gibson?

The song was actually written as a praise song to God, don't know if anyone knew that, nothing about human love at all.

 
 
 
gayle gayle
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:31pm

The one by Debbie Gibson?

It was actually a praise song to God, not about human love at all.

 
 
 
gayle gayle
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:31pm

The one by Debbie Gibson?

It was actually a praise song to God, not about human love at all.

 
 
 
KatherineHughes KatherineHughes
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 7:39pm

Nope, Debby Boone... that was WAY before Debbie Gibson's time. And it may have been written about God's love, but it was used as the theme song for an equally cheesy movie.

 
 
 
LoraMa LoraMa
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 8:23am

Okay, you win. "You Light Up My Life" IS the cheesiest song ever.... yeesh! But boy did I love Debby Boone's hair!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4Kfvxczs0

 
 
 
gayle gayle
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 10:30am

Man don't you hate the stutters on tbd? I hope they get everything fixed soon. I kept getting a unique 2 message. I was so deperate to post here I went to the got it together singles thread 7 to ask Spuff to post something for me.

You're right, I knew it was a Debbie but picked the wrong one. I posted this on the singles thread last night. But it is the song I'm thinking of, so perhaps part of the reason it sounds so cheesy, is because it was not meant to be a love song for people.

 
 
 
surf66 surf66

Posted: Feb 8, 08 11:01am

not only was it cheesy...but like a lot of fakers...she sang it a milisecond behind every musical note so she can be sure she kits the right key....an infuriating lag.

 
 
 
Honeybee1 Honeybee1
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 6:41pm

LOL watch it Katherine I had to sing that song in high school lol, but it was cheesy.

 
 
 
Westerly Westerly
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Posted: Feb 7, 08 8:30pm

"Honey," by Bobby Goldsborough. Hands down. Do I win something?

 
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KatherineHughes KatherineHughes
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 8:46am

Wow... "Honey" is way up there, except that I just heard it figuring prominently in a movie I LOVED. "Breakfast on Pluto" with Cillian Murphy, and as cheesy as the song is, it fits in the movie seamlessly.

 
 
 
sapphire sapphire
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 9:54am

I Got You Babe- Sonny & Cher...

I think Muskrat Love is by far the winner! :)

 
 
 
Nick_Danger Nick_Danger
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 10:05am

Well, just about anything by Johnny Mathis would probably fit the bill, these days. (Mathis, for you youngsters, was the provider of choice for "makeout Music" in the late 50's and 60's). His stuff was always pretty sappy, even back then.

By the way, can't MacArthur Park get a dishornable mention?

 
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surf66 surf66

Posted: Feb 8, 08 10:58am

MacArthur Park.....(done by Richard Harris)....is an acid trip. Read the words closely. Jimmy Webb even said the song was more about dropping acid in the park than it was a love song....of which he wrote many.

My brother opened for Jimmy Webb in Philly two years ago. Jimmy Webb is an on-stage talker extraordinaire.

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 3:01pm

Nick, MacArthur Park was absolutely the first song that popped into my head.

Somebody give that guy a good cake recipe, already!!

 
 
 
Mockingbird Mockingbird
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 5:47pm

And what was "someone left the cake out in the rain...." even mean? Yeah cheese, but by far, Muskrat Love, I Honestly Love You and You Light Up My Life make me wanna gag. The entire 1970's were pretty much cheesy! And not in a good or tasty way!!

 
 
 
Honeybee1 Honeybee1
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 6:44pm

Nick Oh Nick not the imfamous MacArthur Park lol. Yesssssssssssss it definitely gets a vote for being cheesy

 
 
 
KatherineHughes KatherineHughes
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Posted: Feb 9, 08 9:08am

Johnny Mathis might have been for the 50s and 60s, but I used his "12th of Never" for the first dance at my wedding in 1986. Cheesy, possibly... and yet, I still listen to him.

 
 
 
Bec Bec
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 10:30am

Was it Paul Anka that sang "Havin' My Baby"?

 
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Pattycake Pattycake
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 3:53pm

". . . . what a lovely way of saying how much you love me."

Barf!

Yes, that was Paul Anka.

 
 
 
JoeHorizon JoeHorizon
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Posted: Feb 9, 08 11:40am

That was definitely Paul Anka. Two years ago he recorded an album titled "Rock Swings". He does songs by Soundgarden, Nirvana, The Cure, Michael Jackson, Billy Idol, Eric Clapton, Van Halen, The Pet Shop Boys, Spandau Ballet and a few more. This record is both funny and excellent. Highly recommended.

 
 
 
Mockingbird Mockingbird
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Posted: Feb 9, 08 11:49am

I was pregnant with my first son when Havin' My Baby came out - I think it definitely added to my horrendous morning/afternoon/night morning sickness no doubt. What bad flash backs!

 
 
 
OliviaHamilton OliviaHamilton
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 10:44am

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OliviaHamilton OliviaHamilton
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 5:13pm

Okay. I'm going to say this here because I tried to say it in a story that required only 3 words at a time and I got deleted.

"Does your bubblegum lose it's flavor on the bedpost over night"

I'm not sure if it's a love song or not but I know it's a song.

So there.

 
 
 
surf66 surf66

Posted: Feb 8, 08 10:52am

" Honey " by Bobby Goldsboro.....I second that nomination...

"see the tree how big its grown...but friends It wasnt long ago...it wasnt big" ??????????

WTF ????

"shotgun" controlled the dashboard radio....who's responsibility it was to turn off "Honey".

I'd dive over the front seat to switch that one off.

 
 
 
OliviaHamilton OliviaHamilton
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 10:53am

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spuff spuff
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 12:11pm

You're back!! Where have you been Olivia??

 
 
 
OliviaHamilton OliviaHamilton
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 12:19pm

I've been hiding.

(from nipple girl)

DO NOT

tell her I'm in here.

 
 
 
spuff spuff
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 3:16pm

I missed you soooooooooooo very much!

Glad to see you back you little monkey you!

your secret is safe with me!

 
 
 
tweedledum tweedledum
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 3:39pm

"Always and Forever" - Lionel Ritchie?

"We've Only Just Begun" - The Carpenters

"Baby I Want You" - Bread (not to be confused with "I Wanna Make it With You" - the Velveeta of love songs...)

 
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Mockingbird Mockingbird
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 5:52pm

Now tweedle I have to say this now that you've sparked a memory or two here. Bread's cheesy songs, at least in our part of town, got us all a lot of lip action. At least the words make some kind of sense, not like "someone left the cake out in the rain"!

How about what cheesy songs did for you as a kid? What was good make out music in your world?

 
 
 
CarolT CarolT
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Posted: Feb 9, 08 5:26pm

Bread and cheese. . . .

Sounds about right.

 
 
 
Pattycake Pattycake
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 3:50pm

What about Michael Jackson's "Ben?" From the movie "Willard," it was a love song to a RAT!

 
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Honeybee1 Honeybee1
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Posted: Feb 8, 08 6:38pm

Pattycake you're killing me with laughter.