The final word on Marmite

PrunellaFarquar

As we enjoy our new friendships at TBD it's difficult to ignore the fact that this is truly a global community. We're interacting with different people of different cultures, outlooks and lifestyles. This is revealed through the language we use, the perspectives we hold and the many mentions of everyday life contrasts.

Such was the case in one recent thread in which the subject was steered towards food.

The food that I'm referring to is more specifically...Marmite.

I'd heard of Marmite, but had never had the inclination to purchase any myself. It is a fermented yeast product and this description alone was enough to convince me that such a thing might not be worth the adventure of trying.

Our dear friend Britscot, a long time Marmite fan from way back, not only suggested I get over my prudish, pruney ways and try it, but also strongly implied that if I found I could not develop a taste for it, our long term relationship of two weeks now, might be in jeopardy.

So I tried it.

I'm happy to announce to all you hopeful, single women of the TBD kingdom that Britscot is now available and free to seek out the Marmite loving woman of his dreams.

It was fun Britscot and we had some laughs, but having to devour that so-called delicacy is one cultural difference that is definitely irreconcilable.

 
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spuff spuff
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 1:41pm

Wow! look at you smiling and looking very un-pruney! Work it girl! You're adorable.

As for marmite....um....I'll take your word on that one. I think I'll pass.

 
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justme1 justme1
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 7:42pm

prunella

you are too cute with or without your hat!

i'm definitely passing too. thanks for being our trial balloon.

 
 
 
Britscot Britscot

Posted: Mar 13, 08 1:51pm

Ah Well!

That leaves all the more for me.

 
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tweedledum tweedledum
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 1:53pm

Is it like Vegemite, the stuff Men at Work sang about?

How do you feel about poi, the Hawaiian taro root paste?

Personally I prefer Mr. Barkey's - much tastier than Milk Bones.

 
 
 
spuff spuff
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 2:11pm

vegimite sandwich....yes....i knew it sounded familiar. it's from that song. Tweedle...you're a genius!

 
 
 
roxley roxley
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:43pm

I was thinking that the secret to your health and slim figure could be marmite, britscot? Or else all the fresh air from boating . . .

I do like nutella

and I love Cadbury chocolate--is it proper to mix chocolate with marmite?

 
 
 
JohnnyWheels JohnnyWheels
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 7:56pm

Me too! I've become quite fond of it and would enjoy it more often if it weren't for all the sodium in it.

 
 
 
JoeHorizon JoeHorizon
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 1:52pm

Forget the Marmite. You dear, look fabulous.

I will not be trying the marmite. You sold me on the last photo.

I think I will at some point try some Nutella.

 
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tweedledum tweedledum
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 1:57pm

Nutella is the bomb!

 
 
 
Britscot Britscot

Posted: Mar 13, 08 1:59pm

I've just realised what you have been doing wrong now that I have had a good look at the pics.

The butter goes on one side of the toast and the Marmite goes on the other. That way, it is one of those things that you can never put down.

It's worked for me for all my 65 years.

 
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spuff spuff
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 2:08pm

But isn't she cute????

 
 
 
uniqueusername1 uniqueusername1
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 2:16pm

I don't see any marmite

 
 
 
Merry Merry
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 2:25pm

Funny and Beautiful too........:)

 
 
 
LanSr LanSr
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 2:35pm

It could have been worse, Prunella,

It could have been haggis.... or Norwegian lutefisk... or icelandic shark...

 
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Merry Merry
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 2:46pm

Or fugu or what people really eat in China......I bought my nephews some candy that looks like amber complete with edible bugs in it...

 
 
 
justme1 justme1
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 7:44pm

oh no!!! toooooooooo nasty!

 
 
 
Bull Bull
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 9:33pm

Ms Farquar

I had the pleasure of visiting Archie McPhees before there was an internet and it has always been an amazing store.

 
 
 
TonyA TonyA
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 2:41pm

You Yanks have it all wrong when it comes to Vegemite (or Marmite), even in the above photographs. In Australia, Vegemite on toast for breakfast, or on cheese in kids school sandwiches, is a dietary staple. And, it's very tasty.

But, Americans seem determined to spread it exceedingly thickly, as though it's like peanut butter. That way it's inedible.

Vegemite (or Marmite) is spread very, very thinly. Hardly any at all is used.

 
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JohnnyWheels JohnnyWheels
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 7:54pm

I noticed that also. Pru had the stuff slathered on like potted meat. Lightly Does It...

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Mar 14, 08 5:49am

Tony, you and Johnny weren't here to instruct me!! In about 5 years, I'll try it again and do it right.

(How long does marmite keep?)

 
 
 
BadFrog BadFrog
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 3:01pm
* includes photos

Long Live PB&J

The food of the Gods

The food of the Gods

 
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spuff spuff
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 3:04pm

Now you're talking Froggy! Whew! That's food porn! don't you want to see those 2 pieces slapped together.

 
 
 
roxley roxley
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 3:06pm

Make mine whole wheat, please

also food of the goddess!!

 
 
 
BadFrog BadFrog
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 3:25pm

Food Porn ...LMAO ROF ..yah did it again !!

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:26pm

What could be funner than that?

better?

 
 
 
spuff spuff
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:29pm

he he he. I'll let Froggy tell ya.

 
 
 
spuff spuff
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:38pm

hey...you changed your message. i'm so confused!

 
 
 
justme1 justme1
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 7:45pm

 
 
Mellow3535 Mellow3535
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 7:58pm

Bad Frog - That doesn't look like Jif extra-crunchy to me... Are you turning to the smooth side?

 
 
 
spuff spuff
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 8:01pm

AHA! Mellow caught you green handed! You been brainwashing me for xtra crunchy & look....smoooooooth!!!

 
 
 
wmans wmans
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 10:50pm

Obscene froggie---but devine! And speaking of such--Wouldn't you like to take a bite out of the new and revitalized Ms.Prunella?

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Mar 14, 08 5:50am

I think I'll put my hat back on now.

 
 
 
roxley roxley
Founding Member
Posted: Mar 13, 08 3:05pm

Pru, you are lovely--where's your hat? I feel like Cinderella's ugly step sister next to you--of course, I am a turtle now

 
 
 
Britscot Britscot

Posted: Mar 13, 08 3:34pm

I have to admit, I consider that my eyes have been enriched by these images of Ms Farquar.

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 3:52pm

Did I really put too much marmite on the toast? It was the aftertaste that got to me.

I'll try it again in a year or two and put it on the other side of the bread.

Spuff, you're so cute for calling me cute!

And I do like Nutella.

The market was out of vegemite, but there's another place not far that I might try. To be honest, this intercultural food thing isn't working out so great.

Where can I get those amber bugs? They'd probably be an improvement.

 
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Merry Merry
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:04pm

Homeport had them as part of thier fun things to put in Christmas stockings display.

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:30pm

I'm sure my kids would be delighted to find those in their stockings!

 
 
 
roxley roxley
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:36pm

perhaps gummy mice, pru??? or gummy snakes??

 
 
 
spuff spuff
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:39pm

oh you moved it here. huh?

Prun~ exactly how much of that marmite did you eat?

 
 
 
PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:49pm

Spuff, I'm sorry. I put it in the wrong place and moved it just as your comment came through. I'll go back and change it, so that it'll all make sense. (At least to us.)

 
 
 
spuff spuff
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:50pm

it's ok. the last thing we want to be is sensible!

 
 
 
Britscot Britscot

Posted: Mar 13, 08 4:56pm

OK The final word on Marmite has been laid at our door.

Friends of mine, who live in Yorkshire (think "All Creatures Great and Small") run a small business. Sadly for all you food freaks out there, they do not export, but I thought you'd like to see what Andrew and Christine provide.

http://www.granaryfoods.co.uk/

Everything, and I mean everything, is made by hand from the original. I have experienced their hospitality so I know what I am talking about.

To answer roxley: a good diet, a little exercise and a sense of humour keeps me slim. I have a small appetite but I seem to survive.

 
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PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 5:08pm

You mean all this time you've been indulging in pineapple cakes and little biscuits with cream on top and you've been encouraging me to eat marmite!!!

I hope that marmite goes straight to your thighs!

 
 
 
KenWritez KenWritez
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Posted: Mar 14, 08 1:04am

Britscot, would you consider acting as a shipping expediter for your friends' products if, shall we say, certain persons in the US were to order them?

 
 
 
Merry Merry
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 5:06pm

Pru, you know you could be on TV and give Craig Furgeson and David Letterman a run for thier money.

 
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PrunellaFarquar PrunellaFarquar
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 5:10pm

I don't have a T.V. so I haven't seen them in a while...have they gotten that bad?

 
 
 
Merry Merry
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 5:12pm

I think Craig is funny as hell and so are you.

 
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Merry Merry
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Posted: Mar 13, 08 5:15pm

Here's wishing you tons of moulah to go with alot of talent, goodness knows if you wrote a book or some other media , I would pay attention.

 
 
 
Britscot Britscot

Posted: Mar 13, 08 5:16pm

You have no TV Ms Farquar?

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

 
 
 
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