Posted: Jun 14, 08 9:28am
Chiff and Blade had headed to the border in the beater pickup, Pony Boy and Bounty bouncing in the bed, only to be stopped by ICE patrols at the Georgia line and told that someone, somewhere, expected them in North Dakota to deal with the Invasion of the Too Small Speedos under Too Big Bellies.....
Cast of Characters
Blade Armstrong - Private eye. Ex-special forces unit commander, with a flair for the over -dramatic in everything. Eats only at McDonald's. Fairly intelligent, but with a limited vocabulary.
Ponyboy Doorbiter - Armstrong's faithful sidekick. and gofer. Can be trusted (usually) to bring back the correct carry-out order. Intelligence never figures largely in anything he does, and is often conspicuously absent . He's very clean.
Chiffon Royale - Intelligent, beautiful, and psychic - Armstrong's personal secretary and occasional (only when its convenient) love interest. A master in the martial arts, she has, at times, physically beaten the crap out of Blade - but only when he begs for it. She is truly in love with Blade and is the real 'brains' behind the operation.
Bounty - Blade's oversized, overfed, overslept, Great Pyrenees. Bounty (named after the paper towel) can be a fearsome ally in a fight, but only if the mood strikes him








