Posted: Nov 19, 07 2:56am
Well, Happy Thanksgiving to me!Look what came in my message box this morning!
And just in time for the holidays!
November 19, 2007
From : Sussy Kamara
Urgent / Assistance
Hello Dear,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have not known or written before.
Afer you receive this mail kindly contact me on my private e.mail contact below. introducing myself, I am Sussy Kamara, the Only Daughter of the late Mr and Mrs Dikko Kamara, my father was a gold and cocoa mercahnt based in accra, ghana and Abidjan (Ivory Coast), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips. before the death of my father on 29th june 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan.
He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of usd $6.5M ( Six Million Five Hundred Thousand U.s ), deposited in a suspence account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan Ivory Coast, that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of kin in depositing of the fund.
1) To assist me in retriving this money from the bank.
2) To serve as the guardian of this fund.
3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit in your country moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas.
Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Awaiting your reply immediate and God bless.
Regards
Sussy Kamara.
Please reply to my private email box below:
Awesome, eh?
But I just want you to know that this won't spoil Bmichael...no siree, Bob...I love you guys! So everybody benefits!
Let's start with kudos. It's no secret that I like kudos! A lot. But I don't have enough...I want more. So here's the deal - effective immediately I am paying 50.00 - that's right folks, 50.00 for a kudo!
My goal is to be funnier than LanSr, more inspirational than Akabukowski, and more helpful than...anyone! Just push those buttons and send me the bill!
No longer will I have to be pathetically content with being a legend in my own mind...now I'll be in yours, too, everyday!. Don't be surprised, if after the holiday, you log on and discover these new words - 'Welcome back to the new Bmichael's TeeBeeDee'.
Well, guys and gals, gotta start packing...wait...I just had an idea...why don't you all come with me? I'm buying! Meet me at my house tomorrow night!
Woohoo! We're going to Africa! Oh baby...oh baby!
Yours, always (at least for now)
Mr. Bmichael
