Posted: Oct 3, 08 1:07pm
~ here's one of mine, tell us one of yours.
I was twenty-three years old and working nights as a security guard at an airport convention hotel. Late one night my patrol partner named Kenn whispered into the radio "103 (my call sign) come to room 999 but be real quite."
Very unusual. The room (whatever the number actually was) was at the far end of the hotel near the fire escape. I got off of the elevator and turned the corner. What I saw was Kenn standing near a door (partly open) with the radio in his hand, a finger on his mouth and the widest grin I've ever seen. What I heard was the loudest female "UGH! UGH!" I'd heard to-date.
She was loud, nasty and a professional. He was drunk and struggling to make it. That's what we guessed anyways. I knew from the "pros" I'd met in the hotel that yelling and swearing was sometimes used to help get the guy off. Both ways.
"Oh, fuck... bang me, bang me!! OHHHHHH SHIITTTT!" was one piece of dialogue I remember.
Kenn and I stuck our ears close to the door - we just could not stop ourselves from eavedropping on this one. 5 mins or so and I was getting aroused. It is not possible to listen to a woman moaning, bucking, squealing in pleasure (even if it is an act) and not get affected by it. Kenn and I were definitely affected!
Then came the dialogue that broke it all up and has stayed with me to this day, and I quote EXACTLY.....
"Ohhhh, ohhhhh, you're ripping me to SHIT you motherfucker!!!!, but I love it. I LOVE IT!!"
Momentary pause........... and Kenn and I burst out in laughter with the door still cracked. Okay, we screamed laughed and we pounded our way down the stairs busting our guts with shaking laughter that lasted a long time. We cried for the fun of it all.
We were not followed ;-)
One day, not too long afterward I whispered into the radio as Kenn was eating lunch in the office "you're ripping me to shit you motherfucker, but i love it, i love it......) I got the reaction I was hoping for. He got me back and then I'd get him. But we stopped when we were overheard and I got the nasty gaze from a guest (we was wrong but it was too funny up to then).
Of course, that was a long time ago and was an accident that Kenn and I took advantage of. But I will not forget it, for it filled my fantasies for a long time. Ahhhh.
