Posted: May 7, 08 8:09pm
I have a dear (blond guy) friend who is feeling a little down. Would you please help me cheer him up?
I know a couple of jokes that are apropos, but he has heard those already. Do you know any that you could share?
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A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife on the bed wrapped in a sheet - pale, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally nude, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten @#%!," shouts the husband, "My wife's having a @#% heart attack and you're running around here naked scaring the kids!"
