Posted: May 15, 08 2:10am

"Is our children learning?" -Bush

"These new space entrepreneurs." -Bush

"I want to be the first gay president!" -Howard Dean (2003)

"I wont to tank de great people of Kalifornia." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Group sex was great." -Arnold

"F-off" -Dick Cheney to Sen. Patrick Leahy

"I did not have sex with that woman....Monica Lewinsky." -Bill Clinton

"We need to define what 'is' is!" -Bill Clinton

"The Military now has a don't ask, don't tell policy regarding gays." -Bill Clinton (Gay Bars saw an increase of 2000%)

"The Internet is a, a series of Tubes." -Sen. Ted "Idiot" Steves (R-Alaska)

more to come....