Posted: May 25, 08 6:25pm
New Rule - When I go to get gas, there had better be some good porn in that credit card window. I'd like to see someone other than me taking it in the a@@ at the pump.
New Rule - No more stupid commercials. The Geico Caveman commercial is really old. By the way, are they all gay? I never see a Cavewoman in those commercials. And, while we're at it, why is the Geico Gekko British? And, we've been to the moon so why can't we get rid of those Vonage commercials? Also, if you are an aspiring actress, why are you in a herpes commercial? That is a real turn-off.
New Rule - Hey babe, just open the case already unless you're gonna have a wardrobe malfunction.
New Rule - Using a Hummer cologne is not going to turn on the girls. They're just gonna think, "Who farted or what the fuc@ is that smell?"
New Rule - Stop with the commercials at the movie theater. I pay $8.50 for entertainment not to be bombarded with commercials for sh@t I never will buy especially that yucky Fantana drink. And, I doubt seriously I'll even buy a Hyundai. Also, yes, I know the theater sells popcorn and Coke. It's the first damn thing you see when you go inside a theater except the goon checking my ticket.
New Rule - Dr. Phil isn't always right. Couples cheating on each other deserve a divorce not expensive therapy that will tell them to get one. Phil, women cheat because their husbands aren't paying them any attention and men cheat because they like variety. Hell, even Oprah knows that much.
