Posted: May 27, 08 6:05pm
1. It's not adultery; it's diversity.
2. Any kind of sex is okay. You can always get an abortion later.
3. If a Republican has gay sex, it's time to resign. When a Democrat pays for gay sex, he becomes chairman of the ways and means committee.
4. After a night of bondage, be prepared to discuss reparations.
5. Lying is an art not a sin as Bill Clinton so eloquently proved.
6. Working for Saudi Arabia is treason unless you're Bill Clinton.
7. We want Hillary as our first woman president since she's also a lesbian.
8. It's not a fundraising scandal, ala Hillary Clinton, unless you're a Republican.
9. Making fun of Bush is what we do since most of us are so out of touch with reality it makes people taking mushrooms look idealistic.
10. Ted Kennedy never killed anyone especially that chick he drove off of a bridge. It was just a horrible tragedy that it kept GREATNESS from being President!
11. The best way to make up for your philandering is to look deep into your wife's eyes and ask her if she'd like to be the junior Senator from NY.
