Posted: May 31, 08 1:32pm

A guy goes to his doctor and tells him he has a red ring around his penis. The doctor examines him and says, "Well, it'll cost you $1,000 to get removed."

The man, struck by the cost, said, "I'll get a second opinion."

So, he goes to another doctor and tells him about the first doctor. The second doctor examines him and says, "Well, I can get rid of it for $10."

"Really? The other doctor wanted $1,000!"

"Well, either he's an idiot or didn't recognize the red ring is just lipstick."