Posted: Jun 4, 08 10:18pm
New Rule - If you have a woman like Shania Twain at home and you are 14 years older than her, Mutt Lange, don't have an affair with her best friend. At least Prince Charles consummated his adultery with rotten tree bark. Camilla Parker-Bowles must do things to him that make Anjelina Jolie look like your hand. In other words, if you are married to a beautiful and kind woman, don't screw it up with affairs with employees.
New Rule - Vanity Fair needs better reporting. Vanity Fair suggests that Gina Gershon had a tryst with Bill Clinton. C'mon, didn't you see the movie "Bound'? Don't ruin our Gina Gershon lesbian fantasies by associating her with Bill Clinton.
New Rule - By the way, if you are going to make a movie, 'Bound', with Gina Gershon, don't give her a stupid name like "Corky".
New Rule - Hillary has to concede to Obama. Ya got your "experienced" a@@ kicked now stop the crying and drop out. You can't cry about it. There's no crying in politics. That's a trick chicks use.
New Rule - FoxNews needs a new slogan. Fair, Balanced, & Unafraid? Sure, Fair, Balanced, & Unafraid to promote Republicans. And, while we are at it, CNN, change the "Situation Room" to "The Wolf Blitzer Democratic Report."
