Posted: Jun 12, 08 10:13pm
New Rule - Katherine Heigl shouldn't complain about how bad her scripts were on Grey's Anatomy. Kathy, honey, they ain't watching you for your acting talent unless it involves sex. Accept the Emmy and keep your mouth shut unless you're blowing me and I can call you "Bethany Whisper".
New Rule - Grey's Anatomy sucks because Kate Walsh left not because of bad writing. People would rather watch Kate drive a Cadillac than watch Grey's Anatomy. And, Kate, on your new show, become a lesbian like Sanda Oh should be on Grey's Anatomy. Also, Kate, you've already turned me on so I'd love to return the favor.
New Rule - Since the Bravo Network has c@m, er, come out of the closet, you need to rename the show the G&L Network. And, why is Tila Tequila's head so big? Doesn't matter but I noticed. Gee, Bravo is slowly turning me gay! Wait! Padme on Top Chef just brought me back.
New Rule - Fox, please, pretty please KILL AMERICAN IDOL!!! They make Ashlee Simpson look like a musical genius. I love rock and pop but Nashville Star is far, far, far better. And, Nashville Star doesn't have an a@@ like Simon, a drunk like Paula, or whatever Al Roker is doing these days, Dog!
