Posted: Jun 18, 08 3:27am
-P. Diddy now charges a cover charge for his boat parties. The hookers get on free but you have to pay them.
-When you buy a magazine, the cost is $4.99 plus a $1.99 charge for the paper.
-Airport bathrooms now take credit cards and they no longer care about anonymous gay sex. Oh, flushing is extra.
-The guy in the bathroom at fancy restaurants gets a 10% gratuity on your check whether you use the bathroom or not.
-Golf Courses now sell tee times to the highest bidder. Also, you now have to retrieve those golf balls from the from the golfing range.
-Waffle House requires you to cook your own food, clean the table, and wash your dishes.
-Gas Stations now require a purchase of $5 or more of their overpriced items BEFORE you buy gas.
-Cops accept tips.
-When you call 911 and need an ambulance, you now need your insurance card and have the pay the entire bill upfront before they dispatch.
-Cab drivers now sell drugs. They also can arrange a hooker, a Broadway show, or a movie.
-Stores now charge you $.50 to pay cash and a $1.00 to use a credit card. Cashiers are $2.50 extra. Bags are $.10 each.
