Posted: Jun 20, 08 5:48am
New Rule - Reality shows don't need a reality show to honor them. Getting together at the end of the season is just rubbing it in for the losers. Bravo even went so far as to have the "A-List Awards" for D-List "celebs" were there was weird Gaydom on full display. Tim Gunn hasn't been around that many gays since his last romp at the bathhouse. I'm just shocked it wasn't literally raining men at the end.
New Rule - Tim Russert didn't die of an unexplained heart attack. Like all those Clintonites that lose favor, he got exactly what was coming to him. It was payback for being mean to Hillary Clinton during her debates with Barack Obama. That massive Russert tribute was just nothing more than a coverup. It was also a warning to all the others than have dissed Hillary for Obama. Your support was required not asked for so someone had to die for you to get the message.
New Rule - Airlines need to stop saying we have customer service and just tell us we are cattle to be abused. Stranded on the runway for 8 hours? Tough. Hey, you're lucky we even have bathrooms on this flight. You actually want a pillow? Kidding, right? Luggage is Fedex's job not ours. A Flight Attendant's job is sell enough liquor to gurantee his or her job not make you comfortable. In fact, next year we are just going to throw all the coach passengers in the cargo hold. Hey, we're not going to lose any passengers. We are too good at losing your luggage.
