Posted: Jul 1, 08 1:50am
Scientology - Why do you gain weight after joining? Is it a trick to get you into Jenny Craig? The Germans know something since they kicked them out of their country. And, why do they give medals? Weird since they aren't a military. Or, are they?
Islam - Why are they sooo violent? Oh, I know, none of them have ever had sex. Sex is taboo. Now, real Islamists aren't violent, have lots of kids, and won't kill a roach walking across the dinner table.
Buddhism - The Catholics loosed up, sometimes way too much, but allow Nuns to wear normal clothes so why do Buddhists still wear robes. Is a rule or something? It reminds me of a bad Roman party. The certainly are gay-friendly since Richard Gere is a member. Not sure about the gerbils though.
Mormons - Some sects allow unlimited wives and the main church doesn't. They also didn't allow Black people till they discovered, "Hey, they have money!" And, why do they send out their kids as "missionaries"? And, why do they all wear the same dark pants and white shirt and ride a bicycle?
Airport Religions - Why do they want to give you flowers? Instead, why don't you carry my luggage?
Atheists - Why do the celebrate Christmas? They call it something else but they are giving presents on Christmas. Also, Xmas isn't "neutral" since the "X" means "Christ". I think they should work on all religious holidays. They don't believe in them so why not?
