Posted: Jul 8, 08 6:01pm
New Rule - No, I don't need to see your baby's first laugh, his first fart, his first diaper change, his first date with Demi Moore. One pic of the little bastard is all I'll ever need. I like kids the old fashioned way--seen and not heard. But, not see every damn day! Give the camera a rest.
New Rule - Stop worrying about Britney Spears smoking. Again, in the National Inquire today, they thought it was Armageddon that the pop princess was smoking. Little too late to worry when half of her DNA is Kevin Federline. And, can you unmasturbate to somebody?
New Rule - Actors and Actresses need to stop pretending they are experts on politics. I couldn't give a flying f@#$ who Clint Eastwood, David Letterman, Lil Kim, or Oprah is supporting. Don't we already know? Isn't it obvious? Or, do we just want to know to see their pictures in magazines of low color--trash journalism.
New Rule - Both Presidential Candidates need to go on Dr. Phil. Does Barack Obama still hold his wife's hand when they go to that bigoted church? Does Michelle Obama still like America? Does John McCain still cry at the end of Old Yeller? Does McCain still think the illegal Mexicans building the addition to my house deserve amnesty? I gotta know. I need to know how they feel about the small issues. Can McCain tell us how to be that active at 71? Courtney Love's gotta know. Did Barack and his wife smoke dope together? Who has the most expensive suits? Who gets the $1,000 haircuts? And, do they both think Hillary is a beyotch?
