Posted: Jul 14, 08 6:27pm
New Rule - It's just a cellphone. Geeks, who didn't have a Star Trek convention to attend, waited all last week in line at AT&T Wireless stores for the new iPhone. Do they have jobs to afford it? Then, after some geeks got one, they found activating their phone was a painful experience. So, they logged onto the Internet to gripe about it and the downloads Apple couldn't give them. Gee, don't you Geeks have Tetris on a computer? And, why activate it? It's not like any girl is just waiting to call you on it! The iPhone has lots of games so Geeks can pretend to have friends.
New Rule - We need to drill for oil everywhere including Grandma's backyard. $4.15 a gallon? Milk is cheaper. Of course, getting there is expensive. So, that gallon of milk is now $7. Politicians can't get together on it so a lot will be fired come November. Good riddance. Congress grilled oil companies about gas prices and oil companies said, "Well, you won't let us drill anywhere, stupid!"
New Rule - If you want people to buy CDs, put out some quality. Madonna could be having sex on the cover with Britney Spears on her new CD but it won't matter. I have a camera on my cellphone. I can snap a pic if my phone didn't say, "You want those two ugly bitches on here?" And, Madonna, promoting the Kaballah is like a hooker promoting Christianity.
New Rule - Miss America has to stop drinking. She's always falling down at pageants just like a drunken sailer or President Ford leaving a plane.
New Rule - Barack Obama has to stop being sooo sensitive. Hey, you're the one in the racist church for twenty years and your wife, well, she finally loves America. And, you went to a Muslin school as a kid. Do you laugh at anything? Bush gets called Hitler and people laugh but don't put Obama in a Muslim outfit with his wife in full combat gear ready to go a shooting spree like a rapper. It's not right. It's despicable. It's torrid. It's disgusting. Send the New Yorker to Gitmo. No, Obama needs a sense of humor. Or, does Muslims not have one? There I go again not being politically correct. Hell, f@#$ 'em. I hate politically correctness.
