Posted: Jul 14, 08 11:35pm
Jennifer Miles, 26, and Rachel Alice Hunter, 34, contributing.
New Rule - The Olympics has to just show the sports. I don't care if the guy throwing the ball overcame a lifetime of bed wetting to win the gold, the Javelin thrower was a latch key kid, and the woman that wins the 200 meter had to go through 10 years of therapy over the inappropriate touching by her uncle. Half the sports I don't even get. Maybe someone should explain skating around in a circle as fast as they can. Maybe they can get a modern clock to show the time too. The NFL can surely help them out there. The Patriots can even help out athletes cheat by taping their opponents practicing so they don't have to get up before dawn and walk the 5 miles to meet their drug dealers. -Rachel
New Rule - Hummer has a cologne? Does it make you smell like Arnold Scwarzenegger after a workout? Does it smell like oil? The only people I saw buying it were old bald men that probably had a tiny cock. -Jennifer
New Rule - Detroit has to figure out nobody wants a SUV or a big truck. In other words, f@#$ you mobiles are out of style. Honda's sales were up 62% so CEOs of GM, Ford, and Chrysler need to make cars that get good gas mileage and 20 mph ain't it. 30/35 is.
New Rule - The PT Cruiser has got to go. That is the ugliest car I've ever seen. And, why are 6 people always in those things? I didn't know people carpooled to Walmart. And, I know rap music is popular, but playing it louder than a Rock Concert hopefully will make you deaf, since you're already an idiot for buying that thing in the first place, and it'll make you car fall apart. By the way, spinning rims don't go on a PT Cruiser. They go on an SUV since people that drive PT Cruisers are probably on weed and think it is funny letting them spin to give the illusion they are driving. Probably why I hit the damn thing with my Mercedes. -Rachel
New Rule - At the Democratic National Convention, I want to see riots like from 1968. I want to see a riot so bad it was the kind that made whitey move to the suburbs. I want to see the Denver Broncos so scared of rioting they play all their games in Arizona. I hate Hillary but she got more votes. Barack, you don't make Hillary you're bitch; she's already made you hers. And, please, make the riot fun. Pick up a garbage can and throw it through a Starbucks window. Let overpriced clothing stores burn. Burn, baby burn! I want the city employees so scared they get the week off. I also want to see a riot so bad Trump would never consider building anything there. Otherwise, you are just a bunch of faggots (sissies) that aren't worth the bullsh@# you've been saying for two years. -Rachel & Jennifer
