Posted: Jul 16, 08 12:20pm

Two Mexican businessmen in Tijuana were sitting down for a

break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store

wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set

up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot

tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and

ask what we're selling.

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure

enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window,

had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked 'What

you sell?'

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're

selling ass-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'You

doing velly well, only two left!'