Posted: Jul 19, 08 4:10pm

How to keep a healthy level of insanity at the office;

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

Don't use punctuation.

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle and play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."