Posted: Jul 21, 08 6:01pm

My mind works like lightning, One brilliant

Flash and it is gone.

The difference between the Pope and

Your boss, the Pope only expects you

To kiss his ring.

The only time the world beats a path to

Your door is if you're in the bathroom.

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.

The seat folded up, the drink spilled and

That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

It used to be only death and taxes

were inevitable. Now, of course, there's

Shipping and handling, too

Definition of a teenager?

God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

As you slide down the banister of life, may

The splinters never point the wrong way