Posted: Jul 22, 08 2:42am
From Jennifer, 26, and Rachel, 34.
New Rule - Who cares what Madonna's had sex with? Madonna supposedly has a sex tape scandal with some baseball player from the Yanks named A-Rod. Madonna's had sex with dogs so who cares if she's doing some guy on steroids that plays baseball. Now if Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher had a sex tape, that would be worth the download. -Rachel
New Rule - The FCC should reduce the fine of CBS's wardrobe malfunction to $1.00. It ain't like anyone with Google hasn't seen Janet Jackson's boobies. And, puhleeze, they are like 40 years old, probably sagging, and Thank God it wasn't Michael Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. -Jennifer
New Rule - Barack Obama's visit to the Middle East was not a Presidential expedition of grand stupidity. Or, was it? -Rachel
New Rule - Stop calling everyone you hate Hitler. Nobody is like the Nazis. The Neo Nazis aren't like the Nazis, Bush isn't a Nazi, no one is like the Nazis.....except WalMart. "Prices go down! Zeig Heil!" -Jennifer
New Rule - Why the f@#$ does "organic food" cost so damn much? Juan Valdez picks all the coffee beans and his sh@t isn't $400.00 an ounce. Either they need to lower the prices or find some illegal aliens to pick it and package it as long as they aren't Chinese. -Rachel
New Rule - If you like those spinning rims, don't get in front of me and pretend you are driving especially if you are in a PT Cruiser. I already hit one, and since my insurance company said, "Good!", I'm looking for another 6 idiots smoking weed in a PT Cruiser to smash into. To my Mercedes, it's liking running over a toy poodle. Bump! -Rachel
New Rule - Tweenages that exist to amuse use have to keep up their goal of being the biggest twit. Bill O'Reilly's getting awfully horny waiting for another Paris Hilton burger commercial to wank off to on his show. And, I'm sick of all the news of married women getting kidnapped. No offence, but do they have to "analyze" it all day long? The husband did it like they found out 2 days later. Gee, I'm almost wishing Madonna would give A-Rod the clap or something so they'd cover something new. -Rachel
