Posted: Jul 26, 08 1:46pm
New Rule - Muslim Men blow themselves up over NO sex. You'll never hear, "That Muslim that blew himself up in Iraq just had too much sex." Therefore, we need a coalition of the willing to go and get these guys laid. We need a brigade of Hos and a brigade of skanks all lead by Colonel Ann Coulter. These guys are waiting for a bomb in the street girls so here's your chance to save themselves from blowing themselves up by using just what you are sitting on to win them over. -Rachel
New Rule - Hey, Barack Obama, you ain't President yet so don't hold a Press Conference with the President of France. That's irritating to Bush since he doesn't even know where France is. -Jennifer
New Rule - Stop with the lying car insurance ads. Flo, that loudmouth chick from Progressive, will blow you before she saves you any money over Geico. Now, they even have Pet insurance too? If the little pooch falls out the window at 80 mph, they'll replace him only if he got run over. And, if that Geico Gekko really had that little car, I'd have run over him by now. Allstate has accident forgiveness. Yeah, sure, and I'm the Queen of England. It's not really car insurance; it's a scam to make you feel safe if you hit someone. You'll pay for it later. -Rachel
New Rule - Why do they cover hurricanes like it is a sport? It might hit here. It might hit there. "It Slammed the Texas Coast with a 100 mph winds causing thousands to be without power." These are people's lives we are talking about not voyeurism. And, what idiot stands in the parking lot of a 7-Eleven watching it? "Oh, it just tore that roof off. Pan left and watch the 30 foot surge....sh@t, let's get the f@$k out of here!" -Jennifer
