Posted: Sep 20, 08 1:50pm
-So what that Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian. As Paris Hilton would say, "That's Hot!" Like her dad never saw lesbian porn. I wonder if Lindsay spent One Night In Paris? I hope not One Night In Britney. -CR/Rach
-Stop photoshoping sexy Bikini photos on Sarah Palin's head. If you missed them, I downloaded them all in absolute disgust! She'd never wear an assault rifle in one! I guess she knows what a Iraq is supposed to be. -Cameron
-Since the SEC banned short selling, isn't buying $700 billion of Wall Street also illegal as in cornering the market? Oh, I forgot the U.S. Government is buying useless crap for $700 billion. Sorta like hiring Cox, the SEC Chairman, was a bargain. Yeah, right. -Cameron
-SNL sucks unless Tina Fey is on. So she's a bitch. Deal with it! -Cameron
-Why do we need American Gladiators when we have the NFL, Extreme Boxing, Hockey, and Reality Show catfights on Bravo? Hulk Hogan, that ain't muscle on those arms; that's called fat and age. -Rachel/Cameron
-I want to see MSNBC RAW! I want to see Joe Scarborogh punch Keith Olberman in the face. Maybe Chris Mathews spit at him. C'mon, let's see the bloody behind the scenes. Just think of the ratings. Can you see the look on Bill O'Reilly's face when he announces, "We lost the ratings this week. Apparently, people like to watch political commenters fight. Here's a clip. Geraldo weighs in." -Cameron/Rachel
-Have to admit, I might consider suicide if Kim Basinger left me. -Cameron
