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...you discovered that you were placing the toilet seat covers backwards all this time...you finally read instructions on how to apply the paper seat covers and learned that the "flap" should be at the front of the toilet instead of at the rear... "what a dumbarse!"
...you have a head full of hair (that you keep threatening to shave off) because your martial arts teacher likes to use you as his "dummy" and take you down by yanking on your hair...YELP!
...you just bought a Starbuck's latte and place it in your lap because you're a passenger in a car...you grab it to put it in the car cup holder and the lid comes off and spills coffee on your lap...
Re:the seat covers: Silly! I wised up WITHOUT the instructions...after a few tries...!
The coffee: OUCH! And there's no escape either, fellow scorcher! You can't dance away from the pain although onlookers might have a chuckle.
Worst food mistake I made: lived a block from work...went home for lunch...made tuna & squeezed the can lid to drain the oil [only packed in OIL in the 70s]...ate...and found a suspicious, large, oily, verticle stain right by my zipper. 'Splain that one!
Worst food mistake I made: lived a block from work...went home for lunch...made tuna & squeezed the can lid to drain the oil [only packed in OIL in the 70s]...ate...and found a suspicious, large, oily, verticle stain right by my zipper. 'Splain that one!
ROFLMAO...that was really funny Dan...thanks for sharing such a personal thing...*avoids looking at Dan's zipper*
...you're on the road headed to visit some college buddies after a couple years since you graduated...you get some Taco Bell tacos through the drive-thru and eat them while on your way...Taste's great!...as you're eating you drip grease down the front of your nice shirt and into your lap... (you show up late because you turn around and go home to change...dang it!)
Hahahaha..Too Funny...Dontcha just hate it when you leave your car windows down and it rained All Night Long!!
Hahahaha..Too Funny...Dontcha just hate it when you leave your car windows down and it rained All Night Long!!
Good ones, teeheehhee!
Don't you hate it when you just washed your kitchen floor, and either your frisky dog, or your gardening spouse, tracks mud across it?
