Posted: Jun 30, 08 1:59pm

Years ago I was given a rubber chicken in a tux as a gag gift. Two weeks ago I heard the strangest words come out of my mouth as I yell at my 13 year old son " Quit hitting your sister with the rubber chicken, Now!" These are words I could never even dream that I would one day say.

As parents we have all found ourselves saying some pretty unusual things. What is one of your weirdest or funniest ?