Something to get SweetMotherofMars' going before the plane ride (safe trip, dear one):

Idaho Women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Idaho . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

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I am healed enough to sit longer. The sun is out, we dodged the blizzard earlier in the week. More rain due tonight and tomorrow, then clear for next while....

Enjoy your day all, and blessings,

agape,

moi

Ha Ha ..Nice to have you back ..

Bright " I 'd " .. chipper and that Ole "Agape'in MOI" LanSr, we have become accustomed to !!

Moral to story: ...Keep spare sandwiches in freezer along with a change of undies !

Froggy

Change of undies in the freezer? Hmmm.

I've got some coffee for anyone who's up and trying to wake up. I feel like I have a hangover this morning, but it's got to be from the sugar and carb overload Friday and Saturday.

Thrilled to see LanSr is able to join us this morning. You and your lovely lady continue to be in my prayers and thoughts.

Good morning LanSr & welcome back. Froggy gave me the heads up. I just wanted to send you some positive energy & lots of hugs & kisses.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Good afternoon all,

Just like the rest of you, i'm still adjusting to the time change and not getting much done up to this point I might add. Didn't get out of bed till 10 a.m. and for some of you, half your day is over by then! LanSr. I loved your joke and will forward to a good friend from Idaho, shes a bit fiesty and will truly enjoy. BF I'll share the undie and sandwich advice with co-workers, i'm sure to get some interesting feedback, will keep you posted.

Hi everyone, this is my first week with this group, but I have to say I love humor here and think I will enjoy "checking in".

I can totally relate to the Idaho women. Just one question......Doesn't everyone keep their undies in the freezer? LOL

and a sunny, i hope, good afternoon to you all.

i got enough sleep. i was right on the time change thing, up until yesterday, and then i forgot to do it. good thing my computer is smarter than i am and told me the real time this morning, so i could get my butt in the shower real fast and not be late for church.

welcome dianlynn, and hello again lans.

(and i must be stupid, or from the northeast, or both but i really dont get that joke. go easy on me....)