There are a lot of wonderful sayings "out there" that inspire people, make them smile, give them courage... Some you find on T-shirts, on refrigerator magnets, on thoughtful cards, and... you get the idea.
What are some of your favorites to share? Here are a few of mine to prime the pump:
-- Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. -- A.W. Pinero
-- Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden.-- Corrie Ten Boom
-- There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. -- John Andrew Holmes
-- A friend is one who sees right through you and still enjoys the view. -- Wilma Askinas
Posted: Mar 24, 08 3:59am
The Olde Philosopher sez:
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Posted: Mar 24, 08 5:00am
Sheep aren't stupid, they come in outtah the rain !
Posted: Mar 24, 08 5:19am
wet wool is smelly.
Posted: Mar 24, 08 5:48am
* includes photos
The Olde Philosopher sez:
What are they called Horny Toads ?
TBD ,,please quit phucking up !!
I realize I have had but one coffee this AM..but TBD dumped my reply to this post, inserted another pic I up loaded for a different post and dumped the virbiage of that post ...WTF ..
Holy Water
The King of Beers
Posted: Mar 24, 08 6:57am
Where ever you go,
there you are!
Posted: Mar 25, 08 6:59pm
Hey Jaki! I know someone who says that all the time. I don't think I've heard anyone else say it till now. Usually when he says that to me, I tell him, "The one person you can't run away from is yourself."
Posted: Mar 27, 08 1:39pm
That line (WYGTYA) is used in the movie Buckaroo Banzai (which oddly enough should be the dvd in today's mail.) Talk about coincidence and serendipity.
Posted: Mar 24, 08 5:59am
i have a fridge magnet that says: It's okay to wake up laughing.
Posted: Mar 24, 08 9:30am
Sometimes I start laughing for no reason at all !!
Then Y-von might wack me ..and I say "how come you hit me"..she replies, "you most likely needed it"..!
Posted: Mar 24, 08 10:20am
Froggy, Does Y-von wack you, or do you get a little spankin?? Cause I think you most likely need it.
Posted: Mar 24, 08 10:41am
Spankins are "reserved" for when I am naughty !! Wich is just about everyday..!
Retirement has it's benefit ..not tired from work to be toooooo worn out for "naughty time"..!
Posted: Mar 24, 08 11:13am
I've said it before, you are a Bad Bad Bad Frog!
Posted: Mar 24, 08 11:33am
is
this
to
far
over
to the
right?
oh that's much better!
Posted: Mar 24, 08 12:16pm
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
Posted: Mar 24, 08 3:00pm
is it just my computer or are these responses migrating further right with each post?
Posted: Mar 24, 08 3:04pm
Spuff, It is happening all over TBD. Something to do with the "UPDATE" they did this afternoon.
Posted: Mar 24, 08 3:05pm
Me & GatorGal call it goin inta the squisher!
Posted: Mar 24, 08 3:24pm
OHHHHHHHHHH Sheeee'it....
Going this far to the RIGHT..!!
Have the Bushies and the Republicans taken over TBD and created a Terrorist Anti-weapon ..?
If yah type to much //it will// just go away ...!
Posted: Mar 24, 08 4:02pm
now are we moving to the left to the left?
Posted: Mar 24, 08 4:02pm
nope. it is still to the right to the right.
Posted: Mar 24, 08 4:02pm
help!
Posted: Mar 24, 08 7:59am
God put me here on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind, I'll never die.
Posted: Mar 24, 08 8:01am
Froggy, for the last 2 days I have been geting alerts, see what someone has posted, and when I go to the thread, the post isn't there. Like you said WTF??
Posted: Mar 24, 08 3:27pm
I know what's WRONG....
The earth rotates counterclockwise and it's magnetic fields of force finally attracked all the "aliens' spewed on TBD
Posted: Mar 24, 08 3:33pm
Didn I tell all a ya--the whole dam country is movin to tha right---
Posted: Mar 24, 08 3:38pm
I
hope
this
does
not
mean,
that
George
really
does
talk
to
God
because
if
he
is
"We
are
Phucked"
Froggy
Posted: Mar 24, 08 3:41pm
Oh Froggy, we are Phucked all right.
Posted: Mar 24, 08 4:03pm
ah!!!!
Posted: Mar 24, 08 4:03pm
off
the
charts!
Posted: Mar 24, 08 4:04pm
???
Posted: Mar 24, 08 4:14pm
Just for rins !!
Posted: Mar 24, 08 5:59pm
This is just a test to see where I land...
Posted: Mar 24, 08 8:33pm
All I want is a yellow submarine. OK, who fed hashish to the network server?
.
See, Booboo and I are showing up perfectly fine. It's Froggy and Spuff who are feeding hashish to the server...
Posted: Mar 24, 08 9:23pm
Hey Arky, In the olden times I have been known to eat some hashish, but it is much more effective when smoked. Anybody ever smoked the stuff on a pin under a glass. If you haven't, you will have no clue to what I am talking about. To the few, that know, you know exactly what I am talking about. If you need details, just let me know. My memory is shot. but there are a couple of things that I still remember!!
Posted: Mar 25, 08 4:32am
That was pretty scary, the whole world jammed over to the right like that....
Is it safe to come out and play again???? When I told Froggy I was going to go see what he's been up to... I never expected to find... all that squished over to the right stuff....
If this is what happens, you better keep that hash to yourselves....
Posted: Mar 25, 08 4:55am
bubba, i know what you mean about on a pin under glass. it was in some guy's apartment and probably the band kansas was playing in the background.
Posted: Mar 25, 08 7:40pm
You have to watch smoking and listening to Kansas. I went to a party at my sister's house after her wedding reception. My new brother-in-law was impressed I knew the lyrics to Kansas' first album (this was when they were new)... One of her friend's asked me to go outside for a few minutes.
When we came back in my sister was furious and all but screamed at her new husband to "...talk to her!!"
I went in the kitchen and he and his best buddy follwed me. The husband looks at me and says, "Why does she want me to talk to you?"
I opened my eyes wide and went for innocent, "I don't know."
I have never and will never tell my sister (who doesn't speak to me anyways) what he said to me at that point, "Oooh!!! You smoked a doobie!! I think I married the wrong sister!! OK OK Did you do it in the house?"
"No."
"Then what's she complaining about?"
"Because it doesn't matter I was accepting an invitation from one of her friends, *I'm* the one that's evil, don't you know that yet?"
"Oh! OK!" and as we walked out of the kitchen, he called to her, "I talked to her."
Everything squishing over to the right that way kind of resembles my sister when she's pi$$ed off, and the hashish discussion reminded me of that party way back in 1977... 31 years ago.... I'm ancient. Argh!
Posted: Mar 25, 08 4:48am
The Olde Philosopher sez:
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush hour?"
Posted: Mar 25, 08 5:47am
Because we like to sit in line and "smoke Hashish"..drink Froggy Juice and adjust our attitude before we make it home to a house full of screaming kids whose "gray matter" in between thier ears has all dried up ..!!
Ahh ..the joy of parenthood !!
Posted: Mar 25, 08 5:59am
my pastor once said: There is always a reason for joy.
always! half the fun is just looking for the joy. elusive stuff, sometimes, but there, waiting to be found.....
Posted: Mar 25, 08 6:40am
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
Posted: Mar 25, 08 8:22pm
"[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket."
Marge Piercy
"Kind Words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless."
Mother Teresa
"Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities."
Frank Lloyd Wright
"A painter paints pictures on canvas, but musicians paint their pictures on silence."
Leopold Stokowski
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
Posted: Apr 30, 08 6:18am
EAT YOUR ENEMIES!
i saw that one yesterday on another thread and it's still making me laugh.
Posted: Mar 26, 08 4:15am
The Olde Philosopher sez:
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead...
Posted: Mar 26, 08 8:43am
The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.