Ok, Im not good at this stuff, but here goes..

Cockaigne: Cock with a side of champagne

Cockaigne: Utopia, arcadia, fairyland, heaven, paradise, wonderland, Zion

WARNING This will offend some women, but please know its all in fun...

Country...a fuckable oak

LOL!

What about the obvious.....COCKTAIL!!! I'm fond of Cock-tail hour!

Perfect!! I love it!

My new favorite is fucktard. I don't know really what it means other than the individual it is referring to is an incredible dumbass. So they substitute fuck for re, makes no sense but, sounds pretty funny

But couldn't fucktard also bring to mind a certain skin tight body stocking a woman would wear?