Posted: Jan 28, 08 5:58am

Witty exchange between myself during my days as a High School

English teacher & a male student in an American LIt class:

Male Student: "...but, Mrs Porter, we can do something that girls

can't do!"

Me: "What's that?"

Male Student (smugly): "We can pee standing up!"

Me: (not losing a beat): "Yes you can....but, none of you can aim!"