Posted: Feb 10, 08 1:20am

George Burns was once asked, at his 95th birthday party, what sex was like at 95?...he replied..."sex at 95 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope"...

Ann Landers once said..."the poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married....wish to be dead!"

Gitrard once said..."Marriage is like a besieged fortress...everyone outside want in and everybody inside wants out!"...