BLOB

Binary Large Object. A database field that can hold images, audio, video, long text blocks, or any digitized information.

Sounds like a movie theme, or someone highly disliked.

Scalable. Room to grow. Maybe more a tech buzzword then a tech word.

A perfect one, adbastille. When we purchased our emachine, one reasson it was chosen was because it was scalable.

Did I work the word right?

Technoid ... modern day Propeller Head

Technocrat ... Manager of CSR department

ah'Fix .. the unknown answer to the unknown reason for the Bug

Bug .. the unkonwn reason for the phucking problem

Squirly .. how ah'Fix acts when first applied

Upgrade .. excuse for the massive failure

QC .. fake authentication of shitting programming

I wondered when you would contribute, Frog.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Badfrog, I love the definition of upgrade. I must share with my team.

Editor, your use of scalable was perfect.

Here you go: (I'll post these a few at a time)

404 - Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, “404 Not Found,” which means the document requested couldn’t be located. “Don’t bother asking John. He’s 404.”

Adminisphere - The rarified organizational layers above the rank and file that makes decisions that are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant.

Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Batmobiling - putting up emotional shields. Refers to the retracting armor that covers the Batmobile as in “she started talking marriage and he started batmobiling”