Let's see, you want to entrap your husband, shoot your dog, start a gun battle in the classroom, and scatter yourself everywhere on TBD. Sounds like someone to avoid at all costs.

You're a staff member, I see. Are you saying you'd prefer I'd not participate? Or would you prefer that I ask more mundane questions, like, "What should I name my dog"? What drives your site anyway, but interesting, provocative and unusual questions? If my questions go by way of "do you like teddy bears?", will you and your judgemental friends go by way of the unemployment line?

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screw him to death that will teach him.

Hey, TEI!

Have you just had one hell of a fight with hubby/boyfriend last night, or is he just not performing up to standard in bed anymore?

First you ask us how you can kill him and get away with it. You could get the last laugh by going to bed with him, and make his ultimate moment of great pleasure his very last by twisting a huge knife into his bare back. For clean, traceless corpse disposal, I suggest eating him over several very big meals, maybe as sushi if he's still fresh; or feeding him to the pigs, as was done recently in British Columbia, and is allegedly the way Jimmy Hoffa disappeared.

Then, in a posting of a few moments ago, just in case you just miss with the knife and don't kill him, you now want to know how do him in legally. How to kill him without him actually dying. How he can suffer for the rest of his to-be miserable life.

I hope you are not giving all these fine, sexy ladies here at TBD advice on sure-fire ways of dumping their hapless husband/lover, with the woman coming out on top every time. You NY/NJ women seem pretty ruthless!

Two bullets ..

- one in the head for your hubby

- One in your own head

The perfect crime ..

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I think this is the only solution given so far that is legal. lol

In Texas, even plotting to get rid of someone, even if it is in jest, is against the law. [my nephew is a police officer]. So, oops!