Posted: Jun 19, 08 5:04pm

First the cat threw up on the dog. The dog took umbrage and filed a class action lawsuit. This pissed me off, as now there are llamas taking depositions in my living room. I hate that!

Then, my mother called. She said, KevinR, what did you do with the rest of the letters of your last name? I said, Mom, I hid them from the other TBDers, cause I want to talk about sex with llamas and the surprise I felt when I pulled a strawberry from my nose and other stuff. And anyway, most of these people have stupid names like Cheesecake Head and Unhappy Poetess from Mars. These are not real names, either! I think.

Finally, I came home from work, and was shot to death in the street by both the Bloods and the Crips, who got together just to ruin my new Armani suit. It cost me $300! Those bastards! I am sending them my cleaning bill, plus the cost of a good mortician.

Thanks for not judging me, and goodbye.