I know a lady who has fingers, but she is nothing to trifle with.

eating too much trifle gives a lady fat fingers.

Did you just give me the finger??

did you just call me fat?

You can call me anything, just don't call me late for dinner.

anything?

how about poo-eating, fart-busting little brave dog who eats too many burritos and then trifles with my nasal sensitivities.

dogs do fart. it's not always their owners.

do fat, trifle eating dogs fart more than skinny dogs owned by ladies?