Posted: Jun 17, 08 7:35pm
Listen up dear revelers. It's simple:
WHAT: Sexy Summer Soiree
WHEN: Friday, 20 June 2008
TIME: I'm opening the doors at 5:30PM PDT...that would be 8:30PM EDT. For those of you roosting in Zagreb, Estonia, and Sioux Falls - I'll leave you to sort it out for yourselves.
HOW: Same thing we do every freakin' day, wa-a-a-a-y too many times a day. Log in to TeeBeeDee. Then come to the Virtual Party Hub. Hand your car keys to Joachim (and YES he's old enough to drive), sashay through the metal-detectors (Joachim's, er, slightly younger cousin Jorge will be manning the full body cavity search concession...a small donation to his, er, university fund will get you WAY more than you bargained for.)
aka, your partially rehabbed hostess, will greet you, take your coat, rifle your pockets, pinch your date's butt, and usher you in to...
whatever it will be.
P.S. That'll be Chet Baker's "In Tokyo" on the sound system, and the smell of aka's not-qite-yet-world-famous napalm nachos wafting on the breeze. Oh yeah...the breeze. Better bring a down jacket...I can't afford to have that damn window fixed and it gets cold here in the summer.
"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."
(arguably) Mark Twain
