The 10 most disappointing Halloween 'treats'
"Trick or treat?" is a rhetorical question. All kids want treats, and only certain kinds of treats — Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and candy corn, for instance. What they don't like to see in candy bowls are these supposed treats, which may as well be tricks.
Oh, ha, very funny — all this candy is going to rot their teeth. Good one! Now hand over the Snickers, lady.