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TBD, October 18, 2011

What your choice of Apple Store says about you

Apple has 10 stores in the D.C. area, and they're all unique — if not in design, then in clientele. Herewith, a scientific attempt to stereotype the typical customer of each location.


• You have a spool of waxed thread in your glove compartment, a luxurious beard, and you refer to the back of your Saab as “the stern.” • Perhaps you’re proud of the fact that your city has produced Jimmie’s Chicken Shack. • If you wear an iPod Nano to a Navy football game, you won’t be able to hear your seatmates weeping.