(Posted 80 days ago)

Say This:

Ya know, my wife and I have it all figured out.

You know those scrolling signs in Times Square? Well, we've got one shrunk down to size and it's about 10 inches wide. We strap it to my wife's head. It's got about a gazillion electrodes that we have to glue to her head. But, once we get all that work done, we're ready to settle down to some REAL fun.

She doesn't have to say a single thing. It just scrolls across her forehead. Oh man, I tell you whut... there's nothing finer than when I see the words "YES!!!" scroll on by.

It's a little bit embarrassing at times, though, coz her mind sorta wonders. So, I just sit back for a few minutes and wait for it to pass... depending on what kind of thoughts go scrolling by. But... ummmmm... anyways, her innermost thoughts are laid bare, right there before my eyes. It's a great teaching tool.

We're currently working on a voice chip to hook up to the gizmo, so I can actually hear what it is that she's thinking.

But, I tell you whut.... It's really a downer when we get to goin' at it and I grab ahold of her hair and pull out a handful of those wires. Damn... then we're back to just plain talking.

I tell you whut...