Advice Columns
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Shorter advice columns: Advice on maidzillas, proxy husbands, and promonitions of death
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Advice columnists weigh in on hollaback girls, hating yourself, and failing to mourn your father's death.
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Shorter advice columns: On 'bitches,' child brides, and GOP vagina
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Getting advice so you don't have to.
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Shorter advice columns: Breast milk fantasies and hay hauling hatred
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Advice on cat beds, "crazy" women, and breast milk fetishes.
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Shorter advice columns: Nauseating coffee, Facebook snoops, and intimate stenches
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Advice on controlling fetish-haters, potentially shady guys who are into you, and guys who won't wear wedding rings.
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Shorter advice columns: A fair price for a dead dog
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Getting advice so you don't have to.
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Shorter advice columns: On posthumous affairs, Japanese guilt, and finding Jesus
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Getting advice so you don't have to.
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Shorter advice columns: Arranged marriages, induced comas, and Swedish weddings
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Getting advice so you don't have to.
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Shorter advice columns: Revolting tuna oatmeal breakfast
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Advice on disgusting breakfast, baby people, and tats.
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Shorter advice columns: mommy stalkers, dull chatters, and unemployed stoners
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Getting advice so you don't have to.
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Ask Belle: Do tough guys wear purple?
Dear Belle, I hate shopping. But my girlfriend wanted to pick up something last Sunday so we dropped into Nordstrom before we went to lunch. Next thing I know, I'm in the men's department trying on clothes. I probably tried on 30 items, and just to stop the madness I bought a pair of jeans--which, come on, they're jeans--and she talked me into a purple sweater. She says it's "eggplant." Now, I own this thing and I don't know what to wear it with.
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Shorter advice columns: Gah, mooooom
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Getting advice so you don't have to.
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Shorter advice columns: Treat homophobes like gays would like to be treated
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Getting advice so you don't have to.
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Shorter advice columns: Navigating Christmas with the awful
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Getting advice so you don't have to.
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Shorter advice columns: On definite and extremely unpleasant odor
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Getting advice so you don't have to.
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Transition to college impact morals of college students
For students that spend more than 17 years living in a household with rules, responsibilities and parental dictatorship, the freedom that comes with being a student can definitely change their decisions, beliefs and morals.
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Shorter advice columns: On fake cancer, porn e-mailers, and dentistry-induced assault
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Advice on how to raise large children, smooth over a workplace sexual assault, and avoid losing your husband in the yard.
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Shorter advice columns: When your husband is gay and your mom's dog pees on your rug
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What to do in cases of men who like men but are married to women, "nice guys" who hate women, and women who don't enjoy oral sex.
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Shorter advice columns: On dead swingers, Kanye West raps, and office bralessness
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Getting advice so you don't have to.
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